Miscellaneous: Today, I walked outside to see the fireworks. I also got to see... - FML

By hamiltonma - 04/07/2015 17:27 - United States - Boone

Today, I walked outside to see the fireworks. I also got to see my neighbors burning a couch in the parking lot of my apartment complex to celebrate, right next to my car. FML

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hamiltonma 22

Tuesday 7 July 2015 2:46

OP here. To elaborate, I live in a college town and my apartment complex is right next to campus, as I also go to school. However, I don't think that burning a couch is really normal for anyone to do to celebrate haha. When I went outside, I asked them to move the couch since it was really really really close to my car. Really what they did next is the crazy part. They brought their truck around, hooked it to the back, and pulled it to the middle of the parking lot! Not even joking! It was pretty crazy but in the end, my car didn't get damaged so I'm okay with it. Thanks for all the comments! Really funny! P. S. The burning couch did smell really bad!

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cutycat136 28

Sunday 5 July 2015 16:47

I feel like someone is going to say this eventually so it may as well be me. They were burning a couch? Why would they be doing that? Who celebrates like that? 'Murica.

lilychristopher 6

Sunday 5 July 2015 16:40

Burning a couch? What kind of celebration is that? Hope your car is okay!!

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roxyroller20 15

Sunday 5 July 2015 17:10

Happy Fourth Of July!

missa8604 26

Sunday 5 July 2015 17:23

This sounds like when I was a student at West Virginia University and the football fans would burn couches in celebration of a win. :)

heartofhannah 28

Monday 6 July 2015 4:15

I was just going to mention that lol

vegemute 24

Sunday 5 July 2015 17:36

Looks like your neighbours are gonna be on the hotseat when you start with them.

limegreenpoopie 31

Sunday 5 July 2015 18:12

Did you call the cops?

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 5 July 2015 18:17

exactly. call the cops and the fire department

ezrajab 22

Sunday 5 July 2015 18:21

Did they kill your ******* car as well? Also, who on earth celebrates that way?

DA3Z 16

Sunday 5 July 2015 18:23

Murica?

Chewiebhz 15

Sunday 5 July 2015 23:35

America

Silk_Routes 14

Sunday 5 July 2015 18:58

mothafu**in animals

Shredder 16

Sunday 5 July 2015 19:37

I bet that smelled fantastic!

kilbridedoesfml 13

Sunday 5 July 2015 20:44

There isn't anything bad about this that is cool.

send3426 24

Sunday 5 July 2015 20:47

I hope you called the cops if they are damaging your car. Some people have no respect.

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