By hamiltonma - 04/07/2015 17:27 - United States - Boone

Today, I walked outside to see the fireworks. I also got to see my neighbors burning a couch in the parking lot of my apartment complex to celebrate, right next to my car. FML
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hamiltonma 22

OP here. To elaborate, I live in a college town and my apartment complex is right next to campus, as I also go to school. However, I don't think that burning a couch is really normal for anyone to do to celebrate haha. When I went outside, I asked them to move the couch since it was really really really close to my car. Really what they did next is the crazy part. They brought their truck around, hooked it to the back, and pulled it to the middle of the parking lot! Not even joking! It was pretty crazy but in the end, my car didn't get damaged so I'm okay with it. Thanks for all the comments! Really funny! P. S. The burning couch did smell really bad!

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Top comments

cutycat136 28

I feel like someone is going to say this eventually so it may as well be me. They were burning a couch? Why would they be doing that? Who celebrates like that? 'Murica.

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lilychristopher 6

Burning a couch? What kind of celebration is that? Hope your car is okay!!

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Comments

captainsmegma 12

Maybe the had just finished some hot lovin on that couch. The lovin was so hot the couch spontaneously started to smolder and they were just lucky enough to heave it out the door. it landed next to your car and before they were able to get their clothes back on and move it the couch burst into flames.

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TKPhai 21

Well, time to say goodbye to your car... FYL

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Chewiebhz 15

That's when you start shooting people...

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katydid91 31

Well that escalated quickly...

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FAKECRASH59 15

Burn their car next to your couch to make things even

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littleking94 14

So in other words, they were drunk. Hope the car is ok, if not then you know who to sue

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thatsme293 28

If they're drunk you can probably convince them to pee out the fire.

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JKPwnage 27

Seems like we're all more concerned about why the hell someone would burn a couch to celebrate the Fourth

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johncanact 13

Relax man, don't have a couch.

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hamiltonma 22

OP here. To elaborate, I live in a college town and my apartment complex is right next to campus, as I also go to school. However, I don't think that burning a couch is really normal for anyone to do to celebrate haha. When I went outside, I asked them to move the couch since it was really really really close to my car. Really what they did next is the crazy part. They brought their truck around, hooked it to the back, and pulled it to the middle of the parking lot! Not even joking! It was pretty crazy but in the end, my car didn't get damaged so I'm okay with it. Thanks for all the comments! Really funny! P. S. The burning couch did smell really bad!

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Not_Creative 12

Sounds like you've got yourself a pretty unique 4th of July story!

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snazzymcwho 21

Hahaha They sound like Buckeye fans. My college town was Columbus Ohio, and the OSU students/football fans are notorious for setting couches on fire on game nights..

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Daggerfell 11

This couch is on fiiiiirrrreeee!!!!!

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zoza7oss 32

The couch the couch the couch is on fire, burn m@$#%$ f#$&-@ burn.

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bugg25 4

Were they from West Virginia?

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