Miscellaneous: Today, I walked outside to see the fireworks. I also got to see... - FML

By hamiltonma - 04/07/2015 17:27 - United States - Boone

Today, I walked outside to see the fireworks. I also got to see my neighbors burning a couch in the parking lot of my apartment complex to celebrate, right next to my car. FML

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hamiltonma 22

Tuesday 7 July 2015 2:46

OP here. To elaborate, I live in a college town and my apartment complex is right next to campus, as I also go to school. However, I don't think that burning a couch is really normal for anyone to do to celebrate haha. When I went outside, I asked them to move the couch since it was really really really close to my car. Really what they did next is the crazy part. They brought their truck around, hooked it to the back, and pulled it to the middle of the parking lot! Not even joking! It was pretty crazy but in the end, my car didn't get damaged so I'm okay with it. Thanks for all the comments! Really funny! P. S. The burning couch did smell really bad!

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cutycat136 28

Sunday 5 July 2015 16:47

I feel like someone is going to say this eventually so it may as well be me. They were burning a couch? Why would they be doing that? Who celebrates like that? 'Murica.

lilychristopher 6

Sunday 5 July 2015 16:40

Burning a couch? What kind of celebration is that? Hope your car is okay!!

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S1N9UL4R17Y 8

Wednesday 8 July 2015 17:18

well if there is any damages you can report it to the cops and insurance should cover it.

b0x0frain 6

Thursday 9 July 2015 14:50

Sounds like Morgantown, WV! Win or lose, we still booze! (and burn couches......)

b0x0frain 6

Thursday 9 July 2015 14:51

Sounds like Morgantown, WV! Win or lose, we still booze! (and burn couches......)

kenyrabit 25

Tuesday 16 February 2016 21:25

"Like a good neighbor..." ...Oh.

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