By Jerrrr - 27/05/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
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narks 0

Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.

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Hazygoose 2

your quest for a lucky rabbit's foot continues

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Tobunshi 0

How did this get through?

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trevolution11 0

Well YDI. It's called the food chain. The thing was just trying to survive. And please, next time, try to remain consistent between past tense and present tense. Awesome.

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keoct 4

YDI. Not so much for trying to shoot the rabbit but for missing and not having the commonsense to think about the pool in your line of site. Number 34 is right fences don’t work. If you want to stop rabbits get a dog.... even a small one will scare the rabbits away.

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deathproof_fml 0

Watch out for all the hippies that are gonna comment crying about how you shot an animal. Oh wait, they're already here.

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Potquats 0

that's what you get for being a heartless bastard who kills bunnies >.>

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Sanrio90 8

YDI, redneck. There are better ways to get rid of animals that are a lot less dangerous.

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zombiepeanut 0

You're so dick. It's not like the rabbit new it was ******* up your pretty little garden... It's a ******* rabbit! We don't shoot at little kids when they mess something we worked on up. You deserved it... And I probably had better aim than you when I was four. You shouldn't have a gun if you're going to use it to just shoot things that piss you off.

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