Geek: Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app...

By Brea - 01/02/2011 18:50 - United States

Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

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By Dan - 09/10/2017 04:30

Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML

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By shittysongs - 07/03/2013 02:39 - United States - Bothell

Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML

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By terdberglerforlyfe - 07/12/2014 20:54 - Brazil - Mogi Das Cruzes

Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML

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Classic rookie mistake

By Mason - 31/12/2021 02:59 - United States - Boise

Today, I got new AirPods. As I was sitting on the toilet, they fell out of my hoodie pocket into the toilet while it was flushing. FML

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By Daniella - 12/11/2020 11:03 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML

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By wow. - 05/05/2014 03:18 - United States - Chicago

Today, I let my sister use my phone to play music in the shower, expecting her to use the speakers I have. She used a ziplock bag with a hole in it to connect her headphones. Now I have a waterlogged phone and my sister still doesn't understand why it didn't work. FML

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Glue ear

By NoMoreHeadphones - 08/09/2009 19:32 - United States

Today, I was listening to my iPod while changing the diaper on my baby. One earbud fell out of my ear and onto the changing table so I quickly picked it up without looking and put it back in my ear, only to realize the headphone had fallen onto more than a table. I now have brown earphones. FML

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By Gob - 16/01/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

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By shootme - 13/11/2011 22:46 - Canada

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

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That one John Cage track

By dtmm - 22/01/2023 20:00

Today, I was listening to my music on my phone through my Bluetooth wireless headphones. While listening, I turned my music and the power on my headphones off for a bit. I thought I'd lost them when I got home. They were so loosely fit over my ears that I felt like an idiot when I realized they were still on my head. FML

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Hendrixguy 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 23:00

The karma's so thick in here you could choke someone with it.

DJR_fml 2

Tuesday 1 February 2011 23:01

Haha. Serves you right dick.

Comments

PushBarToOpen 5

Tuesday 1 February 2011 23:45

Haha you fully deserved that! how can you "forget" you div!

Alexxx125 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 0:15

now I have to change my pants for laughing to hard

LexxyLiime 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 0:17

FAIL xD

bigantennaemay 3

Wednesday 2 February 2011 0:23

Dumba*s! How do you forget your headphones are in?

alwa7sh 2

Wednesday 2 February 2011 0:26

Who orgasms when hearing air horns !!!

Molord1 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 1:41

you're a moron...

alwa7sh 2

Wednesday 2 February 2011 2:10

And you are a dingleberry stuck on pubic hair in a homeless man's underarm. See name calling doesn't do anything ;) You don't like my comment, keep moving down.

Skyblu10 10

Wednesday 2 February 2011 3:43

24, you are the ultimate troll.

maz255 10

Wednesday 2 February 2011 8:23

nope, 41 is...

mariluvs 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 0:33

that happened to me one time except i didnt try to annoy anyone or had to change my underwear...i didnt know da volime was all da way up nd wen i started listenning to music i gt scurred:)