Work: Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom...

By shittysongs - 07/03/2013 02:39 - United States - Bothell

Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML

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By stinkypants - 10/11/2011 03:15 - India

Today, I went to a dinner party. I had a bad stomach, so I made a dash to the bathroom and forgot to lock the door. While I was in, I heard some voices outside. In a panic, my reflex was to get up and lock the door. I did so, while simultaneously shitting all over myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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By ShitHappens - 24/10/2011 05:04 - United States

Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML

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"Pooping and Shit"

By everybodypoops - 02/08/2017 20:00

Today, while at a rest stop, I heard a woman in the stall next to me answer her phone and say to the other person, "Oh nothing just pooping and shit." FML

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By NoPrivacy - 26/04/2012 10:44 - United States

Today, my boss overheard me singing, "I need a shit, I need a shit" on my way to the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 21:56 - Isle of Man

Today, I went to the toilet during drama class, not because I had to actually go, but because I wanted to play Monopoly on my iPod. I lost track of time and came back twenty minutes later. My whole class listened while I was forced to tell my teacher I'd been really constipated. FML

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By dog got ur phone - 07/05/2017 02:00

Today, I was playing music from my phone, which was on the couch. I guess my dog got jealous, because she picked it up and ran over to the toilet, promptly dropping it right in. FML

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By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

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Office world is hell

By Anonymous - 11/07/2020 14:01

Today, at work I was sitting on the toilet and a coworker came in and yelled, “That sounded like a big one!” and wouldn't leave until I left came out of the stall. FML

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By bathroomgirl - 11/08/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

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sarah6786 14

Thursday 7 March 2013 9:12

everybody poops. Read the book.

paintedchocolate 30

Thursday 7 March 2013 9:12

Was it good music at least?

Comments

sarah6786 14

Thursday 7 March 2013 9:12

everybody poops. Read the book.

AKGirlinSD 20

Friday 8 March 2013 9:22

My sister has to read that book to her students, every year. She has it memorized.

pickles1994 18

Thursday 7 March 2013 9:12

Dang that's awkward

Lionesse 15

Thursday 7 March 2013 10:47

It's only awkward if you make it awkward.

jonathan_kraft 14

Thursday 7 March 2013 20:32

Its gonna be hard to look at that person later

emag_eht 18

Friday 8 March 2013 4:54

Why? Would you not be able to face your girlfriend if you found out she takes a shit?

paintedchocolate 30

Thursday 7 March 2013 9:12

Was it good music at least?

coolboy675 16

Thursday 7 March 2013 9:39

Read op's name

nottheyoungest 18

Thursday 7 March 2013 9:55

I thought it was a pun. Like.. The coworker was ********. And you know.. Shitty music. Or the music was really shitty.

andyyroxx 20

Thursday 7 March 2013 10:03

She was poppin' Angry Birds on both ends, dawg.

gmian 34

Thursday 7 March 2013 13:43

Probably playing Scream and Shout.

Wizzlbang 10

Thursday 7 March 2013 9:13

Was it at least good music?

Enslaved 36

Thursday 7 March 2013 10:07

3&4 same question, different wording. Ha!

mackdeezy 22

Thursday 7 March 2013 9:13

Whatever helps her go, I guess

Alexweber929 14

Friday 8 March 2013 21:47

I always just go on fml

Ashamed_Sister 60

Thursday 7 March 2013 9:13

Better music than the "other" type of sounds

ironichalibut 24

Thursday 7 March 2013 9:14

Why wouldn't you just leave, it all would've turned out fine if you'd just pretended to be checking a text after washing your hands and walked out. Did she at least have good taste in music? Shoot, I guess two other people were thinking the same thing.