Miscellaneous: Today, I wanted to change out of my bikini for the ride home...

By steph - 20/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I wanted to change out of my bikini for the ride home from the beach. There wasn't a bathroom near, so I went to change in front of a suburban, parked far away from all the people. I took off my suit, hear the car's horn honk, only to find that the car was completely packed with old men. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 583

You deserved it 69 138

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Spotted

By papergirl - 24/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I went to a fancy restaurant. I was coming right from work and brought a change of clothes with me. I parked in an empty corner of the parking lot to change. As I was pulling my pants up, I noticed that I was facing an apartment complex where an old guy was watching me from his balcony. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 278

You deserved it 19 622

By trippiex - 30/11/2019 20:00

Today, I was driving by the carnival and I really had to use the bathroom. I saw a porta-potty next to a house, so I parked in their front yard to use the bathroom very quickly. I came out to see a group of teenage boys urinating on my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 810

You deserved it 847

By FishStampede - 16/05/2009 12:11 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was visiting a national park and went for a swim. Afterwards, I needed to change clothes but the bathrooms were closed. I went off into the woods to change. As soon as I was naked, I heard hooves and sixteen people on horseback rode by. I'd stripped by a horse trail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 949

You deserved it 18 721

By Anonymous - 18/05/2012 19:19 - United States - Paterson

Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 442

You deserved it 3 561

By Anonymous - 18/07/2012 17:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 596

You deserved it 6 925

Hey guys!

By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 392

You deserved it 39 513

By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 778

You deserved it 18 555

By wonder woman - 08/09/2012 04:47 - United States - Levittown

Today, my tire blew while I was on the freeway. I had to change the tire in pouring rain while wearing short shorts and flip-flops. No one stopped to help, but several people politely honked as if to remind me of my misfortune. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 066

You deserved it 3 660

Bladder control

By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

I agree, your life sucks 637

You deserved it 158

Cheeky

By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 576

You deserved it 8 624

soul3n 0

Monday 20 April 2009 12:10

how cant you see that?

onigiriqueen 0

Monday 20 April 2009 12:18

Your powers of observation astound me. YDI.

Comments

medfly 2

Monday 20 April 2009 19:15

we used to take the approach of using our towels while changing. e.g. put on towel, remove bottom bit, put on bottoms. or just go back with the bikini home, clothes above.

sappy082996 6

Wednesday 20 July 2011 1:40

that's exactly what I was thinking. I was wondering y no one commented about just putting clothes on top of the bikini

Futt_Buck 0

Monday 20 April 2009 19:31

Prepare to see lots of old dudes following you around and will only leave when you to flash them. =]

Good_old_Grim 8

Monday 20 April 2009 20:10

#19 & #36 - do your homework ffs! #15 made a pretty good joke. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pics%20or%20it%20didn't%20happen

omar_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:16

LOL lucky them.. i think?

piderman13 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:41

thankyou #44 i think "pics or it didn't happen" is funny (:

total_bamf 0

Monday 20 April 2009 21:51

I'm completely failing to understand how you don't notice that a suburban is packed with old men before you start stripping to your birthday suit. YDI.

rihannalover 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:09

yes, they enjoyed it. no, it's not ok, i ******* HATE THIS. HOLY SHIT (sorry) but it just pisses the hell outta me. anyways, hard to tell, i'd say YDI it for not checking. FYL for the stupid old dried out pervs objectifying you.

xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:09

Wow... As #45 and 2 said "Your powers of observation astound me." and "lucky them.. i think?"

rihannalover 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:12

#20... "at least you made some old dudes day..." no. AT LEAST nothing! these old pervs probably liked it, regardless of her figure. not trying to make an assumption, but you know... if she made their day, all right, but they should watch **** or get a real wife and shit instead of feeding off a younger girl's ass. that's just gross.