Miscellaneous: Today, I wanted to change out of my bikini for the ride home...

By steph - 20/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I wanted to change out of my bikini for the ride home from the beach. There wasn't a bathroom near, so I went to change in front of a suburban, parked far away from all the people. I took off my suit, hear the car's horn honk, only to find that the car was completely packed with old men. FML

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By papergirl - 24/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I went to a fancy restaurant. I was coming right from work and brought a change of clothes with me. I parked in an empty corner of the parking lot to change. As I was pulling my pants up, I noticed that I was facing an apartment complex where an old guy was watching me from his balcony. FML

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By trippiex - 30/11/2019 20:00

Today, I was driving by the carnival and I really had to use the bathroom. I saw a porta-potty next to a house, so I parked in their front yard to use the bathroom very quickly. I came out to see a group of teenage boys urinating on my car. FML

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By FishStampede - 16/05/2009 12:11 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was visiting a national park and went for a swim. Afterwards, I needed to change clothes but the bathrooms were closed. I went off into the woods to change. As soon as I was naked, I heard hooves and sixteen people on horseback rode by. I'd stripped by a horse trail. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2012 19:19 - United States - Paterson

Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2012 17:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML

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Hey guys!

By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

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By wonder woman - 08/09/2012 04:47 - United States - Levittown

Today, my tire blew while I was on the freeway. I had to change the tire in pouring rain while wearing short shorts and flip-flops. No one stopped to help, but several people politely honked as if to remind me of my misfortune. FML

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Bladder control

By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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soul3n 0

Monday 20 April 2009 12:10

how cant you see that?

onigiriqueen 0

Monday 20 April 2009 12:18

Your powers of observation astound me. YDI.

Comments

delphina 0

Monday 20 April 2009 13:06

You wouldn't glance up and see if anyone was in the car before starting to undress?

imadonkeymoo 0

Monday 20 April 2009 13:09

Today, I was sitting in my car. All of a sudden a girl started undressing in front of my car. I LOVE MY LIFE P.S why the **** couldnt she see us, our windows are crystal clear.

bambie612 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 1:40

fake

Dabookofnothing 0

Monday 20 April 2009 13:17

Lol i clicked ydi right after there wasnt any bathrooms near couldnt you wait until you got home?

schoolboyhumour 0

Monday 20 April 2009 13:26

im sorry, how is your life f*cked?

aleeshttylXD 9

Tuesday 26 June 2012 6:05

dude. r u retarded??

yuusou 0

Monday 20 April 2009 14:02

Pics or it didn't happen.

shroomis 0

Monday 20 April 2009 14:04

thats prob the most action that those men have seen in a while lol

exthalion 0

Monday 20 April 2009 14:05

ok. its not funny to make an fml response from the other persons point of view. just stop.

Mooball 3

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:32

yes, it is.

FYL23 0

Monday 20 April 2009 14:15

arnt old men like supposted to have things for young women?

wompwompwomp 0

Monday 20 April 2009 14:18

15....youre an idiot... 18....i have no idea how anyone should respond to that... Hey, At least you made their day!

MaiLouIsLegend 0

Monday 20 April 2009 14:19

Awww gnarrrrrrrly! Those sneaky sneaks!! Well at least you made some old dudes day, otherwise that's jus completely awkward. In a hurry much? Better luck changing elsewhere next time hahah