Miscellaneous: Today, I wanted to remove my mustache hair with hot wax. The...

By queenofdeath - 16/01/2010 18:16 - Israel

Today, I wanted to remove my mustache hair with hot wax. The hair is still there, but my skin is all burnt dark brown. Tomorrow is my first day at school. FML

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By iamamermaid - 20/01/2015 06:14 - United States - Hemet

Today, I decided to use an at-home waxing kit for the first time to get rid of the hair on my upper lip. After experiencing the trauma of waxing, I fell asleep. A few hours later, I woke up to see that I now have acne everywhere I had waxed. I have an acne mustache. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2019 16:00

Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML

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By mustachioed - 29/09/2012 05:06 - United States

Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML

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By Mitcha857 - 30/07/2011 16:01 - United States

Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML

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By Eyebrowless - 06/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Willingboro

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML

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By ripo95 - 26/11/2008 06:18 - France

Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 04:26 - United States

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2022 00:01

Today, after spending 2 years growing out my hair, rubbing in oils to make it strong and healthy so I could shave it off and donate to a cancer charity to make wigs, I had a mishap at work with a car's cracked petrol tank. I now have 2nd degree facial burns and like 90% of the hair is burned away. FML

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By madib33 - 11/01/2014 05:49 - United States

Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML

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By I will find you and I will fucking fuck y - 05/01/2014 20:39 - United Kingdom - Falmouth

Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML

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Saturday 16 January 2010 23:11

Yeah, trying something risky before your first day of school was just a brilliant idea, now wasn't it?

Clearsky18 2

Sunday 17 January 2010 0:37

How do you guys know she's fat and ugly? You DON'T know!! Having upper lip hair doesn't mean you're fat or ugly! Next time, remove the hair by thread or just bleach it...much easier than waxing it.

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xxxNataliexxx 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 8:53

Wow ur an idiot nair? Or facial cream?

anonacs 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 10:30

Why is school starting in January?

queenofdeath 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 14:11

this is the second semester.

erjaguam 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 15:34

it seems like it's your first time waxing. you could have tried it in another area to see how your skin would react.

queenofdeath 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 16:55

it's not my first.

Sekococo 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 15:55

when i wanted my eye brows shape it was 5 bucks at a korean nail store. get it done professionally or YDI For DIY

naneppi 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 16:36

Threading. It works wonders. Try it some time, it's cheap and available pretty much everywhere.

erjaguam 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 16:59

I agree with sekococo. just pay to have it done. it doesn't cost much.

dahockeymasta12 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 18:39

Ever heard of shaving?

spank_my_toaster 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:03

Girls dont shave the hair on their upperlip you dumb ****.

SilentWindmill 0

Monday 18 January 2010 1:38

Haha, I'v seen some women and girls with lip hair. And I have seen a shaver specially for women on tv to shave hair up there.. o.o

Mo_Town_NV 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:50

If you lived in America you wouldn't have to go to school till Tuesday cause of MLK day. lol

lilmac61894 2

Monday 18 January 2010 1:05

i live in america and we just have a half day, we dont have off

zaphilia 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:20

It depends on where you are. I have the full day off for MLK day. I don't think it matters much, since I'm sure other countries get school days off or half days for various national holidays.