By I will find you and I will fucking fuck y - 05/01/2014 20:39 - United Kingdom - Falmouth

Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML
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GhostChickens 17

Why would your first instinct be to rip them off? Melt the wax, wash the wax away, whatever. Don't rip your eyebrows off, ouch! I feel sorry for you, dude, but you made a big mistake.

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YourBatteryIsLow 8

I have a feeling that won't help anymore... It says she has very little of her eyebrows left so that implies that she already ripped them off...

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Bano360 25

I've had my eyebrows shaved off in my sleep. I was at a 3 week camp where you learn Irish and live with a family. We had big prank wars. Anyway the girls just drew eyebrows for me with whatever they do it with.

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MexiMental 10

Make everyone else's eyebrows completely disappear in their sleep

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harshallmeim69 9

geogwich :D (just read it out loud you understand. I can't type in Irish. )

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TheWildRover1 12

nice try but its dia duit (dee-ah gwitch) and the reply to that is dia is mhuire duit (dee-ah iss murr-ah gwitch)

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golden_warrior 23

Camera time, just incase they do it again. However, you should be able narrow down who did it because it's your family and you show know each of their characteristic by now.

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Ukeee_X 19

Or the quiet one? I have heard it's often them

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GhostChickens 17

Why would your first instinct be to rip them off? Melt the wax, wash the wax away, whatever. Don't rip your eyebrows off, ouch! I feel sorry for you, dude, but you made a big mistake.

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tomwantssnow 14

Yeah I'm surprised there are still people that don't realize that Google can solve all of your problems

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ThatFancyPenn 18

Or if OP had already ripped it off, they could just draw them back on like most people do nowadays!

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WhoWhat_fml 10

I don't think showering will magically restore OP's eyebrows...

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Missyeru 14

That sucks, but they'll grow baxk

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tomwantssnow 14

Until then, she will have to live with sharpie eyebrows

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truth_teller23 11

There's makeup for eyebrows ya know? Sharpie eyebrows are just plain dumb.

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StompinOnCrayons 15

Sometimes the makeup looks like it's been done with sharpies... or crayons.

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SMHsohard 22

"Stupid excuse of a prank"? I don't know, sounds pretty good to me, especially since you can't figure out who did it. Your family must be amazing poker players.

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sunnyray812 42

Must've been an ornery younger sibling.

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gracehi 31

Meyer be thorough in your revenge then. Wax everyone else's eyebrows off just to be sure.

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