Health: Today, I was a TA watching the class take a test. I didn't realize...

By yellowjacket_34 - 13/11/2009 17:47 - United States

Today, I was a TA watching the class take a test. I didn't realize that the projector was still on while I was searching the Internet. They watched me google "chronic itchy anus". FML

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Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML

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Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 02:00

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By bowels from hell - 11/03/2022 15:01 - United States

Today, I have a condition that when I get nervous, I get horrible diarrhea. I was taking an online math test worth a huge portion of my grade when I felt the rumble. Turning off the camera is an automatic fail, so I had to take my laptop to the bathroom with me. The teacher kicked me out of class. FML

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By loserface - 23/02/2009 22:50 - United States

Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML

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By atterz123 - 12/02/2009 13:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML

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By tenniemo - 10/08/2019 14:00

Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML

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Friday 13 November 2009 23:23

I really, really tried to come up with something clever and witty to say here, but nothing's coming. The only thing I can do is shake my head. FYL, as well as the lives of your students. What an odd image to have of your TA.

imperfectclarity 0

Friday 13 November 2009 23:26

Wipe yourself better after going to the bathroom. Then you won't itch as much.

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Elendil_fml 10

Saturday 14 November 2009 2:03

At least you weren't searching for "Gianna getting rammed by huge ****"

Erindub 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 2:03

Wow now thats embarrassing! You should've played it off like you knew they could see it.

mirix 6

Saturday 14 November 2009 2:04

ROFL! serves you right for the carelessness xD I wish my Spanish teacher would do that, that would be perfect on my "10 reasons why Mrs. King should be fired" list =3

zelinda_fml 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 2:06

You have pinworm, OP, guarantee it.

I_am_stupid_also 6

Saturday 14 November 2009 2:18

Tell the students you are starting a rock band and you were checking to see if someone had already chosen the name you wanted. Then start playing the air guitar. And don't scratch your butt.