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By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

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Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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By deardaughter - 14/08/2019 06:00 - Australia

Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML

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By NothowIimaginedmyday - 03/10/2015 04:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML

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By Reliena - 21/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

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By WaxOnWaxOff - 06/09/2012 21:50 - United States - Denver

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2016 02:38

Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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By CJ - 12/08/2016 01:02 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 10/05/2019 12:00

Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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antbait11 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:05

at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door

Jaywin 3

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:02

Keep scissors away from your fun places. You might accidentally cut something.

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AloysiusWeasley 15

Friday 12 June 2009 8:45

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvFSgXpyhoM Mow the lawn! :D

Big_Boss_fml 0

Friday 12 June 2009 9:12

Your bf sure aint jap!

BreezyPear 0

Friday 12 June 2009 9:18

First of all, NOBODY said any thing about shaving. The FML clearly said TRIM, and involved SCISSORS. Not a razor.Trimming and shaving are completely different things. And secondly, it's also sanitary, necessary and it's not as noticable for swimsuit season! But seriously, letting it grow out like that to a point where your BF had to say something is kinda gross.

suits 0

Friday 12 June 2009 10:23

I have to say he's kinds an asshole, but IDE do it if he's that crazy about it

Indiana_fml 4

Friday 12 June 2009 12:04

So much for being subtle... #5 *LOL* Always looking on the bright side, hu? ^^ #205 Haha, thanks for the video. Didn't know that ad XD

ZDrache 0

Friday 12 June 2009 12:31

#209 obviously has a problem with anyone who's hit puberty.

ianmagnus 0

Friday 12 June 2009 13:08

Boy...you've got yourself a real winner of a boyfriend there.

netbeui435 3

Friday 12 June 2009 13:26

Bush hog.

Rivlas 0

Friday 12 June 2009 14:13

what's with the women trimming bush FML's lately?

loveisalie2 0

Friday 12 June 2009 15:06

At #49. I get that trimming is often because of oral sex, but generally while guys are giving oral to girls they don't lick the area where the pubes are. Well at least I don't think so anyway. Guys generally don't shave so why should we. When I give my boyfriend head I always get a face full of fur, and I always have to be clean shaven, it's bullshit. I mean I don't mind my boyfriends pubes, and if we can live with it, so can guys.