Miscellaneous: Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair...

By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

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You deserved it 55 964

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By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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By deardaughter - 14/08/2019 06:00 - Australia

Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML

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By NothowIimaginedmyday - 03/10/2015 04:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML

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By Reliena - 21/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

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You deserved it 29 192

By WaxOnWaxOff - 06/09/2012 21:50 - United States - Denver

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2016 02:38

Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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You deserved it 6 694

By CJ - 12/08/2016 01:02 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML

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You deserved it 2 314

By ohgodwhy - 10/05/2019 12:00

Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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antbait11 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:05

at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door

Jaywin 3

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:02

Keep scissors away from your fun places. You might accidentally cut something.

Comments

LSeb 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 6:02

Sounds like good advice. There's no excuse for being sloppy (this goes for us too, guys). Go to it.

RazorbladeSmiles 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 6:06

Unkempt ****** is sickening.

fubaroz 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 6:49

All this about shaving, the man gave her SCISSORS. He's not talking brazilian, he's talking damage control. Is it the woman's right to decide how she wants to maintain down there? Of course! Is is the man's prerogative to kick her to the curb or give oral sex a miss if he doesn't like navigating the rainforest? Absolutely.. If I made a request like this (sure , it could have been handled better) witht he response being FML that'd be it. Get out while you still can pal.

alchemist08 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 7:52

Futility, I can't get over the sheer irony of your name, in conjunction with your first post. For what it's worth, I agree with you... :-/

hesodidnot 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 8:47

#239, I don't think "damage control" is the appropriate phrase. doesn't quite work. I still contend (see above) that the OP could be a guy, and all this arguing over sexual politics/the politics of sexuality was oddly prompted by a same-sex couple.

kristenc 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 8:54

LMAO at #197

yurigagarin 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 11:08

Serves you right for having sex out of wedlock.

atomicmrpelly 2

Saturday 13 June 2009 11:14

I hope you dumped him! Or better yet forced him to cut it himself with the scissors... then dumped him! and lol #242... at least I hope you're loling!

ibufficus 2

Saturday 13 June 2009 17:27

what's with all the FMLs about pubic hair lately? lmao....and what's the deal with our world wanting women to look like prepubescent girls? sounds like you need to trim the man out of your life!