By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 533
You deserved it 55 964

Same thing different taste

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at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door

Keep scissors away from your fun places. You might accidentally cut something.

Comments

christopherlove 0

168 fails. Shaving a vag is worse than shaving a scrotum? Because it's sensitive?? Give me a break. Since I don't have double standards, I don't EXPECT females to wear makeup or elaborately style long hair. I do shave and I do NOT touch girls who don't. It's ******* disgusting. YDI

I meant, ThatDylanGuy's first post. FML keeps messing with post numbers...

I agree with him. No Guy lines those bushes

LOL you should ask him to braid it for you ;D

#49 your horrible! I doubt you represent all men, but let's get something streight. Women are more pressured in society to follow stupid trends like shaving that cause yeast infections, painful ingrowns, and embarrasing itching that you can't get rid of when it grows back. However you argue it's not for looks it is for oral gratification- but lets face it, when your itchy, likely sporting a mild yeast infection or you still feel sore frm waxing/ingrowns, it's not all that pleasant. Solution? A good trimming and bikini wax. BTW other than #49 I bet a lot of the guys complaining are the typ of hypocrites that don't shave or maintain perfect hygeine (eg. foreskin care). to clarify this is only directed and the hypocrites, not the ones who actually take care of themselves and have unrealistic expectations be them male or female.

ericavel 0

Hahaha. #4. In all seriousness though, he's right. Even if he did say "thang". And eye level? Is he trying to kill you?

I keep trimmed and expect my girlfriend to do so as well. Nobody wants to go down on a gorilla salad.

ledzeplover 0

I hate FMLs like these. I mean really, nobody cares. trim your ******* pubes and get on with it. YDI.

U need to tame that shit. Always shave it.

emyle11 0

well, he sure doesn't tiptoe around your feelings.