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Same thing different taste
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Shame! Shame! Shame!
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Pranks for all ages
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Weird old lady of the day
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aha!! wow that's embarrassing & I would have cracked up but hey you didn't know while walking out mad while all in the moment.
You must be a huge wuss. I would have punched the old hag for making a blatantly false accusation and told her that her glaucoma or macular degeneration must be affecting her eyesight. Then I would have taken her license away
Only huge wusses punch old ladies. OP may be a huge idiot, but you're the wuss wanting to punch old ladies...
Many old people are extremely judgmental and discriminatory and what's worse is the fact that they think that they are doing nothing wrong. One time when I was 14, an old guy who lives near me ran up to me on the sidewalk and he believed he had the right to hold me against my will until I told him who my parents were. My parents complained to the police afterward because the guy was going to try an tie me up if I hadn't pushed him off me. I honestly had not done anything wrong, the old guy had initially confused me with another kid who threw snowballs at his house a few days earlier. Once he realized I wasn't the right kid, he became convinced that I knew this person that threw snowballs at his house because we both looked like "losers".
Hahha time to pick a different supermarket to shop at LOL EPIC FAILURE!! :)
The worst thing you can possibly do after being accused of theft is to run out of the store... Wtf where you thinking...??? You're supposed to walk away haughtily and calmly, showing your displeasure by means others than childish running around. Otherwise, you incur the danger of being tackled by a security agent who misunderstood the situation, regardless of having just proved your innocence...
#44: Boy do you fail at life... Typical highschool jock.
Whats wrong with that old hag! You're not guilty of being a thief....just a dumbass!
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Way to go Mr. Drama Queen...
for having an automatic door at their store?