By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 10:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I was accused of shop-lifting by an old lady in a supermarket. Having proven myself innocent, I tried to storm off to show my displeasure at the situation. In my haste to make a dramatic exit, I tried to go out of the entrance and walked straight into the automatic door. FML
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RebelHeart7 0

for having an automatic door at their store?

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TinyDude 10

I hope that door broke ur face ;D YDI

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Zmeilerr 22

I just wanted to let you know you double posted. and you're cute. will you marry me?

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Zmeilerr 22

oops you didn't double post. shit. my bad.

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funzcpl 0

ah hahahahaha stupid!

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rene22 18

Ydi cuz you tried to exit through the entrance door

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ItsmeRJ_ 0

What kind of a guy tries to be dramtic. You suck

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Schizomaniac 24

Damn those damn dramtic guys.

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Tweety122888 0

I know right that's what I was thinking

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jakeisawake 3

You know after this happened all the employees huddled together in the camera room saying things like, "He's going, going, and just when you think the douchbag is gone... BAM... slams right into the entrance door; alright, watch one more time, then again during our break."

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b_anhero 0

innocence proven? check. elderly informant made to eat crow? check. out through the entrance? check. dramatic point made? success.

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biass 0

Damn, you must've really been bad in bed for her to break-up with you...

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Fishfanatic 7

Old people are amongst some of the rudest people in existance. I have offered my seat to them at bus stops and on buses, opened doors and allowed them to go in front of me in queues. *Very rarely* have I recieved a word of thanks , and many times have been barged to one side, hit in the legs with walking sticks and almost run over by motorised scooters, all despite allowing these old people to go first. A lot of them do seem to have some sort of massive entitlement complex and wrongly think anyone younger then 60 is automatically rude and a hooligan. They either glare at you or give the pretence of extreme fear. All needlessly.

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elmorous 0

I, too, would be scared if I met some overweight goth dressed up in bone jewelery. They probably think you're going to eat them.

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