Miscellaneous: Today, I was again turned down by a potential host family on...

By thanks, my fellow americans - 18/04/2013 21:41 - United States - Woodlyn

Today, I was again turned down by a potential host family on a student exchange site. Their reasoning was basically that since I'm American, I might do something to endanger my health, get hurt, and then sue them over my own stupidity. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2013 22:33 - United Kingdom - Newtownards

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs at college. I was taken to hospital with a fractured ankle and had to call my parents to drive me home. They constantly made passive-aggressive remarks on the way home, because I'd "totally ruined" their plans to eat out at a fancy restaurant tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2022 14:00

Today, I got a letter from a hostel I stayed at saying they were going to sue me for leaving them a negative Google review. I was the victim of a $7000 theft crime there. They refused to call the police and ambulance when it happened, and they didn’t even give me my money I paid to stay there back. FML

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You deserved it 126

You really shouldn't have

By ParentsSleepingOnMyCouch - 13/02/2024 00:00 - United States - Renton

Today, I was awakened by knocking on my door, only to find my parents standing there. Turns out, they booked two one-way tickets to visit me from another country. Their plan? I should scrap my upcoming 2-week vacation to hang out because they invested in this trip. Oh, and they didn't book a hotel. I'm 31. FML

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You deserved it 103

By sophiae123 - 18/01/2015 03:50 - United States - Cadillac

Today, my parents threatened to take away my college funds. Why? Because I complained about my 10 pm curfew during break as a freshman in college. FML

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You deserved it 5 313

By Anonymous - 28/10/2015 15:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was supposed to start my vacation in Italy. I guess not everyone heard that I canceled it due to health problems, because this morning I caught two of my "friends" unplugging my TV after breaking into my house. FML

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You deserved it 1 741

By anonymous - 21/08/2012 23:17 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I found out that my parents don't know the difference between a foreign person and a deaf person. They've been yelling at our exchange student for the past 2 days. FML

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You deserved it 1 762

By gonavybeatarmy - 31/05/2012 05:28 - United States - San Diego

Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML

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You deserved it 4 986

Some people are irredeemable

By given.sins619 - 11/04/2023 22:00

Today, I got the news that the family who adopted me decided to send me back because I didn't share their MAGA ideals. This is the second family to send me back after the first one decided they couldn't financially take care of me. FML

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You deserved it 224

By roomingwithevil - 09/05/2012 23:26 - United States - Slinger

Today, I found out who my randomly assigned roommate was. Out of 10,000+ people, I just happen to get assigned a girl who threatened to kill me. FML

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You deserved it 2 069

Red tape

By Anonymous - 04/02/2024 15:00 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, I got kicked out of university after missing/failing two exams on the same day, because I was told I could submit my family member's family emergency documents. Turns out, they didn't recognise it because of different last names. My parents never officially married, so couldn't prove it. FML

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You deserved it 123

VFaith14 1

Friday 19 April 2013 3:47

You should sue them for discrimination!

tupelo 6

Friday 19 April 2013 3:47

we Americans ain't that stoopid.

Comments

emuexport 4

Sunday 23 June 2013 4:47

Wel, there is a lengthy history of exactly that:)

JustNatalie 8

Tuesday 3 September 2013 8:46

Well, all you do in America is to sue each other, so no wonder they're suspicious. But some honest people maybe like you, they should have more faith in

Blackhawk706 23

Saturday 12 April 2014 8:02

Solid reasoning

fantasyworld 37

Monday 22 December 2014 1:57

I think Americans have the worst stereotypes.

rameses1210 18

Sunday 25 January 2015 23:32

I'm an Australian who lived in DC for three years and I can tell you that the host family was probably right. I'm sorry, but that's the truth

HAOSinhumanform 15

Friday 24 April 2015 1:05

Ah shit ... Sometimes I dislike being American, people have so many stereotypes and sadly because of stupid people, they're true! But then they think it's ALL Americans and that's not fair.