Miscellaneous: Today, I was alone in my dorm room rehearsing comments to make...

By stutterernotschizophrenic - 15/11/2010 03:43

Today, I was alone in my dorm room rehearsing comments to make in my writing class tomorrow. I grew up with a severe stutter, and rehearsing like this is one of the ways I keep my speech under control. What I didn't plan on was my roommate walking in. I think she now thinks I'm schizophrenic. FML

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Today, I was giving a presentation to my college class. I've had a natural stutter my whole life, so I stuttered through the whole thing. My professor tried to hold in her laughter for 15 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom - Castleford

Today, I have a stutter that gets worse with stress. We got a new supervisor today and the first thing she said to me was, “Either spit it out or write it in an email, for fuck's sake!” I’m now so scared of her, I go almost mute if we’re in the same room. FML

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By conspicuous - 12/09/2012 20:11 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I was late for class. I have extreme social anxiety, so I quietly slipped into the huge, packed auditorium, trying to be as quiet as possible. When I was almost to my seat, I accidentally kicked a teacher's coffee down the steps. The entire class looked at me and some clapped. FML

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Today, my theatre studies professor played a soundscape, then had us write what we thought the meaning was. I thought it was a simulation of what schizophrenia was like. Turns out the teacher bet her friend she could convince us that a bunch of people speaking gibberish meant something. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 00:32 - United States - Missouri City

Today, while at a store, my stuttering problem became so bad the poor store clerk had to supply my own words for me. FML

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annetsplayground 2

Monday 15 November 2010 9:27

there is a very simple solution to this. when she walks in on you, pause and say: 'oh hi, i was just rehearsing for my class tomorrow' if she lives with you she probably knows you have a stutter and she'll understand. duh.

ideasrule 13

Monday 15 November 2010 9:21

Tell her about it? Is it so hard for her to believe you have a stutter if you see her every day?

Comments

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 15 November 2010 20:30

It is possible for a schizophrenic to talk to a hallucination.

Glenn_Coco 0

Monday 15 November 2010 20:40

Ah me too >_>

wDeemish 0

Monday 15 November 2010 21:03

Yeah so what just explain yourself :S

doomsauced 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 9:32

No kidding. OP is being way overly self-conscious, just explain to the roommate that you were rehearsing. Unless of course you really are schizo, then you should be on meds and get psychological help.

MrSpanky1193 12

Tuesday 16 November 2010 2:14

Oh wow, OP. I have somewhat of stutter too, but I thought I was the only one to reherse like that. x)

VenomByte 1

Tuesday 16 November 2010 22:36

Women that stutter give the best blow jobs!

irelandguy 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 0:05

wouldn't your room-mate know about your stutter. unless, like me and a few others i know of, you only get it when you're nervous nowadays.

TheiMightyKhaL 2

Friday 29 July 2011 3:45

schizo-what?

babyd0ll11 2

Tuesday 23 August 2011 7:47

You're an asshole.

animalover721 3

Monday 29 August 2011 15:09

My friend has a stutter, she thinks it's bc when she craps she pushes once, then twice to get it out. She says it's the same thing with her words. So I said yeah, Thaaaats why.