Work: Today, I was an extra in a movie and I had to play a corpse....

By Aldric - 10/06/2016 10:46 - Germany - Munich

Today, I was an extra in a movie and I had to play a corpse. At the make up stand, they painted my mouth blue. I then asked the make-up artist why they didn’t do more : "You’re so pale it looks like you’re already dead". FML

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tiggerlover100 27

Monday 19 September 2016 15:23

Now you can definitely say you were born to play the part!

cek727 16

Monday 19 September 2016 15:24

As a ginger, I feel your pain. Just think, in Victorian times it was highly sought after to be that pale lol

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petert71 10

Tuesday 20 September 2016 8:21

Personally I think pale skin is sexy!

TheHcwalker 20

Tuesday 20 September 2016 22:40

Why is this a problem

tmj25789 23

Wednesday 21 September 2016 3:54

Don't let that statement bring your self esteem down. Embrace your beautiful pale skin and own it OP. (:

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