Kinda sus

By Anonymous - 10/06/2016 14:28 - Canada - Montréal

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Today, I was rubbing my dog's belly. My wife came in and thought I was jerking him off. She wouldn't believe my explanation. FML
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helen_ellexo 22

Because jerking a dog off is more believable than a belly rub...

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helen_ellexo 22

Because jerking a dog off is more believable than a belly rub...

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piedeath10 2

Of course it does silly, nobody rubs their dog's bellies, but everyone enjoys a good game of "red rocket."

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wondercat40 28

Who knows, she could have sent him to the dog house just as well XD

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danimal_crackerz 26

Anyone else come back and like this after reading the next FML?

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DrChrisOfWumbo 12

What if this is an issue with the OP. I mean to each there own but get a room people

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cocacola999 27

Maybe she's been dreaming about it for a while and was jealous that OP acted first.

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izzajaneful 24

They were in a room. Learn to knock would be more appropriate.

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doglady 16

Sometimes when you rub a dog's belly, even if you're nowhere near it, the red rocket makes an appearance.

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JaffaMC 13

She's not really throwing you a bone here, OP

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tigerisabelle 31

Either your wife is 12 and you are a pedo or she doesn't understand dogs. Or you've jerked dogs off before. I'm thinking it's the last one because why the hell else would she assume that?

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insideoutsider 6

Hmmm...maybe because ********** is her thing. He may be man's best friend, but she's his.

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ber4fun 23

Maybe it isn't her husband but someone else she knew before who did that and she still remembers it.

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EvilLittleMan 23

No worries OP. She's just a tad jealous.

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Tripartita 44

So next time you call him a "good boy", she'll assume you're just dirty talking. And don't even try to put a collar on the poor thing; bondage is just too kinky. Oh, don't get me started on the "toys" you buy for him…

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drancergdl 10

you're wife seems to have a really dirty mind

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