By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 20:54 - Denmark

Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 63 094
You deserved it 6 143

Same thing different taste

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ZiggyMorrison 0

I personally LOVE small **** and so do alot of guys so dont feel bad about it

hahahaha this guy is laughing at you because he has bigger **** than you? ha that's funny. You should have laughed and said, "yeah chubby, you do", pat his stomach and say "when are you do?" unless he's not that fat..

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well if hes fat..... thats nothing to be proud of. dumbass, hes just making himself look dumb. because men shouldnt have **** bigger than any chicks D:

I would've looked over at him and laughed, and told him that's certainly nothing to brag about...

assa_fml 0

that's more of a 'F his life'.... and not in the funny way :/ besides, chicks with small boobs are usually more attractive than the big boobed ones.

jewelzgalore 0

FHL because it takes a lot of fat to get man boobs bigger than DDs ;)

Big or small, I love 'em all. So baby, give me a call.

Try eating a little more and your **** will become the perfect size you want em to be

believe me, smaller boobs are definitely better. i'm gay, and i have Ds, and i think they are gross ): cause they are all like... jiggly and stuff (and i'm not fat either). My girlfriend has smaller boobs and i think smaller ones are firmer and more attractive.

i don't necessarily mean to defend this guy. i mean, what he said was just plain rude. but for everyone on here to take this opportunity to get all over fat people is equally as rude. is it wrong to be fat? i mean, who does it hurt, other than the person who is fat? honestly. and for everyone who decided to point out that "man-boobs" are wrong, or disgusting or what have you. you're all idiots and stupid. i'd call you ignorant because you lack the information necessary to make the judgment, but your act of making the judgment renders you "stupid." there is a disease called "gynecomastia." look it up. otherwise healthy men develop breast tissue because of high estrogen levels which fool fat cells into "thinking" that they are mammary gland, thus developing "man boobs." not to discount the fact that people that are overweight can develop fatty tissue in their breasts, but to say that they are mutually inclusive is stupid, and beyond ignorant. i am 5'7" and i weigh 175 lbs. judging by my weight ii wouldn't think that i am very overweight, i might be able to lose a few pounds, but it is nothing major and i think that i am in pretty decent shape. but i have "man-boobs" caused by gynecomastia (not my own diagnosis, i consulted a physician), so does this make me disgusting, you may think so, but if you do, you're only showing your own ignorance. not saying that you have to be attracted to overweight people, but calling them the scum of the earth and saying that they are the lowest form of human existence only shows that you are what you call someone (for the stupid people out there, i'm calling you an idiot and saying that YOU are the lowest scum of the earth). soon you idiots may come to realize that personality is what gets you places in the world, whether it be the social world, or what have you. and i'm sorry to say but anyone who has chastised this man for his weight, instead of his horrendous personality, you are no better than he is, and you will go nowhere, have fun spending your miserable life alone, making prejudice remarks against everybody on the internet who doesn't fit you description of perfect.

...and if he had the smaller chest, I would go home with *him*. I jest. But the point should be emphasized, that there are plenty of folks who not only don't care about chest size, but *prefer* a smaller cup. I suppose breast size is to females what genital size is to men. Some on both sides don't care, some on both sides do. Preferences preferences. I see how this could be either FML or YDI, and how it could neither. But ultimately, is this FYL because you're not obese enough to compete with his chest size, or... YDI because you're not obese enough to compete with his chest size? Either way, this is FHL... not yours.

Nedern... du skulle ha' givet ham en på siden a hovedet! FUL indeed