Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making...

By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 21:33 - Canada

Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room... where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML

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By youlovewaffles - 03/08/2019 04:00

Today, I was talking to myself in the shower, pretending I was Oprah. After I got out, my little brother asked if I was singing in the bathroom. I almost said no, but admitting to singing seemed a lot less embarrassing. FML

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By anonymous - 07/05/2014 23:06 - United States

Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML

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By GlassPwn - 19/12/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML

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By Embarrassed - 20/01/2023 18:00

Today, I rushed home, barged into the bathroom, and released the biggest, most foul mudmonkeys ever, complete with noises. I came out and my brother and his hot friends, including the one I have a crush on, were all laughing. My brother told me, “Don’t forget to Lysol spray.' FML

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By soonaked - 30/01/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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By johnboy - 09/11/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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By ShylaMarie - 14/02/2012 22:29 - Canada

Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

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By burnmyeyes - 19/04/2014 21:26 - United States - Richmond

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

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CassT 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:21

Wow.. I've heard of singing in the shower, but...

gonzi_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:22

old mcdonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O. YDI

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CassT 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:21

Wow.. I've heard of singing in the shower, but...

xXLenaXx 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 22:34

hahaha, instead you get "talking like a sheep and various other farm creatures in a bathtub" :P OP I LOVE YOU!!!

Shaebug12 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 21:59

316, ur HOT

Rawr100 0

Monday 7 March 2011 7:58

ahh only in canada

SkUrVy69 0

Monday 24 October 2011 5:33

Wtf?!

talbainj 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:21

You might want to see a therapist if that's your idea of fun, or worse, if you spontaneously did that.

RoperGirl203 9

Sunday 16 December 2012 2:49

Dude, chill. It's a joke.

jesslackszazz 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:21

I woudn't have laughed, I would've questioned your sanity.

gonzi_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:22

old mcdonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O. YDI

loveyababe 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:22

well whatever floats your boat..

Mau5Trap 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 7:00

whatever tickles your peach..

hpnerd 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:22

how old are you? and who takes bathes anymore?

xuthdude 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 5:14

lots of ppl do. i don't but i know ppl who do.

throwglitter1 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 2:26

* baths

I_lost_the_game 25

Monday 22 October 2012 1:49

Don't be a dick, 6

beast123 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:23

Hope ur a hot chick if not ur screwed

calichick579 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 7:37

true

hhend88 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:23

This made me crack up. Baaa!! R u mentally challenged??? How old r u????

KRYPTON1T3 5

Monday 14 March 2011 20:45

that made me laugh too. it made my day! baaaa moo bok bok bok. rofl

Amateur_Dank 17

Wednesday 3 June 2015 7:55

Double cringe... Nice

Slinky_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:24

hahahahah thats funny mate

dzesus 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 15:38

definitively!

Amorbis 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:24

HAHAHAHAA.. oh god i wish i was there.. actually 'no", now that i think about it.. i wouldn't want to be scarred for life

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Today, my husband threw a bitch-fit and made passive aggressive remarks throughout the entire day. What did I do? Call him out on commenting an eggplant, peach, and winky face emoji under a female friend’s picture. He deactivated all social media accounts and shouted, “Are you happy now? I can’t talk to anyone now!” FML

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Today, my daughter found a hair baked into the crust of her pizza. Grossed out, she put it down the garbage disposal, but I told her to dig it out so we could get a refund. After dinner, she came looking for the saved pizza crust. I was baffled about where it was until I realized I'd eaten it. FML

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Today, I had a piano exam. My friend noticed how nervous I was, and recommended that I compliment the examiner for higher marks. When it was time for the exam, without thinking, I told him I liked his hair. Turns out bald people don't like that. FML

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Today, I found out someone doing the exact same job as me at work is making $900 more than me on their paycheck. The only reason is because when he messes up, he blames it on me. FML

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Today, I watched as my step-dad put locks on my window, because he's convinced that I've been sneaking out at night. All my mom did was casually remark that I'm fucked if there's ever a fire. FML

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Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML

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Today, while breast feeding my 7 month-old before his nap, I hummed his favorite song as I rocked. He pulled away, stared at me, and cried til I shut up. FML

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Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year old dog that has been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML

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