By beccaj_ilh - 06/09/2009 15:04 - United Kingdom

Today, while I was working in a bar, a very fat drunk guy kept flirting with me. He assumed I liked him because I kept blushing. I didn’t. It’s just been so long since anyone flirted with me that I apparently now cannot control my reactions if a man talks to me. FML
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ky_stone22 0

well i blush all the time too...it can get embarrassing sometimes, i suppose, but at least someone thinks you're pretty :)

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katamaridamacy 0

I randomly turn bright red, embarrassed or not. Sometimes it comes at inopportune times.

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mattmalin11 0

Kinda Sucks.. hope you get better at it and @ #2, she can't control herself when a man talks to her

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psyx 0

She hasn't been flirted with in a long time. But really, I agree with you; this shouldn't be an FML.

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Ret_fml 0

This is a really lame FML. A guy's flirting with you. He may not be your taste, but there's nothing ****** about your life if that's the worst that's happened to you :|

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Phalankx 0

Today, while visiting a bar, i saw this desperate and lonely girl working. She looked like she hasn't gotten some in a while, so i gave her the benefit of the doubt and decided to flatter her. When i asked her if she wanted to go home, she turned me down due to my weight. At least now i know why she hasn't gotten some. FML

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Star18lk 0

Wow. Your cool. NOT. And maybe guys do like her but just dont talk to her? You cant judge people. For example. Since you said this im going to ASSUME you have no life and like making fun of other people to try and bring up your own self confidence

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Eltsc 0

Sometimes FMLs are funny from a different perspective. This one is not.

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ky_stone22 0

well i blush all the time too...it can get embarrassing sometimes, i suppose, but at least someone thinks you're pretty :)

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katamaridamacy 0

I randomly turn bright red, embarrassed or not. Sometimes it comes at inopportune times.

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kcmjlopez 0

Same here, sometimes just thinking about blushing or worrying about it sets it off.

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MagicStallion 9

"Sometimes it comes at inopportune moments" That's what she said.

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Vaati_fml 20

That sucks. You should make an FML if you haven't already.

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RandomPasserby 0

Yeah, I blush or my face goes hot in situations I don't want it to happen. Sucks A LOT.

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aback 4

He assumed you liked him because you didn't tell him to eat shit and die, or walk away from him.

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the_stereotype 0

the guy was drunk, he would have assumed anybody liked him

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palmtrees 1

Why on earth would he assume that you blushing meant you liked him? People blush because they feel awkward or uncomfortable, too.

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