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By beccaj_ilh - 06/09/2009 15:04 - United Kingdom

Today, while I was working in a bar, a very fat drunk guy kept flirting with me. He assumed I liked him because I kept blushing. I didn’t. It’s just been so long since anyone flirted with me that I apparently now cannot control my reactions if a man talks to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2014 19:26 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML

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By godhatesme - 26/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 20:54 - Denmark

Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML

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By Erick - 11/05/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML

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By kfenton - 29/09/2012 11:16 - United States

Today, I found out that guys will only flirt with me when they're drunk, and even then only when they realize that my best friend is out of their league. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2014 23:28 - United States - Madison

Today, I was at the bar. A man started to hit on me. He claims to have a fetish for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:40 - United States

Today, at work, a woman fainted, and an extremely attractive cop came in to help. I ended up running into him an hour later. Seeing as though I'm not very shy or a nervous person, I struck up a conversation with him, thinking it must be fate. I ended up fumbling my words so much he asked if I was drunk. FML

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By anon. - 17/11/2015 18:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, while working at the bar, I accidentally spilled a beer on my chest. Several drunk men whistled and seemed to enjoy what they saw so much that they bought even more drinks and started coming onto me. My boss asked if I could do it again on my next shift. FML

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ky_stone22 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:08

well i blush all the time too...it can get embarrassing sometimes, i suppose, but at least someone thinks you're pretty :)

katamaridamacy 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:10

I randomly turn bright red, embarrassed or not. Sometimes it comes at inopportune times.

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tingting1 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:03

so?

mattmalin11 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:05

Kinda Sucks.. hope you get better at it and @ #2, she can't control herself when a man talks to her

Ecchi_fml 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:04

I don't see the FML here.

psyx 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:12

She hasn't been flirted with in a long time. But really, I agree with you; this shouldn't be an FML.

Ret_fml 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:06

This is a really lame FML. A guy's flirting with you. He may not be your taste, but there's nothing ****** about your life if that's the worst that's happened to you :|

Phalankx 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:07

Today, while visiting a bar, i saw this desperate and lonely girl working. She looked like she hasn't gotten some in a while, so i gave her the benefit of the doubt and decided to flatter her. When i asked her if she wanted to go home, she turned me down due to my weight. At least now i know why she hasn't gotten some. FML

Star18lk 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:34

Wow. Your cool. NOT. And maybe guys do like her but just dont talk to her? You cant judge people. For example. Since you said this im going to ASSUME you have no life and like making fun of other people to try and bring up your own self confidence