By danimal_crackerz - 03/08/2015 17:26 - United States - Coventry

Today, I was at a bar. When asked if I wanted a refill of my coffee, I said yes, and moved the cup from my lap to the counter. As I did this, the waitress spilled hot coffee right into my crotch. FML
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danimal_crackerz 26

Hi, it's the OP here. I'd just like to say, thanks for all the laughs in the comments, may have made the trip down to the ER worth it. Looks looks like no kind of coffee is in my future, after this happening my first time trying it, after being prodded by an older sibling who brought me (to the bar). I'm sure this will be a story to laugh about for years to come - and a lesson to all: move the cup first. ?

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JMichael 25

did she apologetically wipe it off?

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Chanti_fml 26

I feel for you! Hot beverages give the nastiest burns :(

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Comments

sophsworldxo 10

Drinking coffee at a bar??

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Aimskool 10

Bar and coffee? Not my typical scene

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radarsat 13

Man that must burn more than my herpes

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moonchic 16

Ouch, that has happened to me before except it was ice cold water, so not as bad, but I still had to walk around New York City for another four hours with wet pants and getting weird looks

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A1NoSauce 17

Either way sounds like a good lawsuit

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MdMan2 23

My crotch hurts in sympathy, OP.

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