By danimal_crackerz - 03/08/2015 17:26 - United States - Coventry

Today, I was at a bar. When asked if I wanted a refill of my coffee, I said yes, and moved the cup from my lap to the counter. As I did this, the waitress spilled hot coffee right into my crotch. FML
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danimal_crackerz 26

Hi, it's the OP here. I'd just like to say, thanks for all the laughs in the comments, may have made the trip down to the ER worth it. Looks looks like no kind of coffee is in my future, after this happening my first time trying it, after being prodded by an older sibling who brought me (to the bar). I'm sure this will be a story to laugh about for years to come - and a lesson to all: move the cup first. ?

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Top comments

JMichael 25

did she apologetically wipe it off?

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Chanti_fml 26

I feel for you! Hot beverages give the nastiest burns :(

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Comments

starlandmarie 22

Seems to me she may have been looking at your crotch OP....hope your package isn't too badly burned!

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lil_ham1644 29

sounds like she wasn't looking, to me.

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ZirePhoenix 10

so was the waitress trying to refill your coffee on your lap? that isn't the type of lap service you were looking for :P

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TheNiceOne 20

Hot coffee taste good, but it doesn't feel good.

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DeadHorseman 11

sounds like the intro to a porno. spill something on the crotch, she takes your pants off and asks if there's anything she can do to help. next thing you know she's lying on the counter

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AddictGamer 16

Sounds like you're having a hard life. On a serious note, that sucks. There's always better days OP.

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williamcarter93 13

for everyone exclaiming, 'well do you keep burning liquids on your crotch' or 'is the waitress dumb for pouring it on the crotch?' no, that's not how it went. The waitress went to pour the coffee in the cup, she did not expect the man to move it, and consequently the hot coffee hit dick rather than cup. It probably happened so fast that she could not stop mid pour, the OP moved the cup so the waitress could access it at the same time the waitress began to pour

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RedPillSucks 31

still, you don't pour into someones lap irrespective of whether there's a cup there. you either ask that the cup be placed on the table or you delicately move the cup to a more appropriate place

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

You should've told her you have something hot in your pants for her.

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