By danimal_crackerz - 03/08/2015 17:26 - United States - Coventry

Today, I was at a bar. When asked if I wanted a refill of my coffee, I said yes, and moved the cup from my lap to the counter. As I did this, the waitress spilled hot coffee right into my crotch. FML
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danimal_crackerz 26

Hi, it's the OP here. I'd just like to say, thanks for all the laughs in the comments, may have made the trip down to the ER worth it. Looks looks like no kind of coffee is in my future, after this happening my first time trying it, after being prodded by an older sibling who brought me (to the bar). I'm sure this will be a story to laugh about for years to come - and a lesson to all: move the cup first. ?

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JMichael 25

did she apologetically wipe it off?

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Chanti_fml 26

I feel for you! Hot beverages give the nastiest burns :(

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Comments

Creed_Aprooved 12

you didn't want a refil.. liar, liar pants on fire...

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amccaul1976 8

was she polite and blow them cool for you?

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wheelchairchick 11

you drink coffee at a bar?

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upallnight11 19

Is there something wrong with drinking coffee at a bar or...

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toaster87 19

I'm glad I'm not the only thinking that.. I go to the bar alcohol, not coffee.

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RedPillSucks 31

bars serve all sorts of drinks. if you go early in a day, some serve breakfast.

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Witchylady 17

Well that was her stupid fault. Why would anyone pour hot coffee into a cup that was originally on someone's lap. Misguided and just plain stupid.

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yerawizardlizzy 27

I'm confused why the cup was in your lap in the first place.

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saymynamess 19

I think its her fault, who on the earth do refills of hot liquids while the cup is still in the hand of the customer?

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worldclassrager 39

Looks like the cook burned the your nuts...hope the rest of your meal was good... Apologies for this horrible pun

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vikky538 28

You didn't exactly tell her where to refill the coffee.

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