By frapples1 - 21/12/2009 19:30 - United States

Today, I was at a family party and everyone was seeing my new glasses for the first time. My 48 year old uncle told me that I look like a hot librarian and then grabbed my ass. He was still sober. FML
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Dramaqueen95 0

Whoa, Id get out of there fast. Thats a little creepy haha

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kushal73 0

creeeeeeeeeeeepy.this just follows the stereotypes about uncles

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thinmint 0

I know your pain. I have an uncle like that. he always hugs me a little too compassionately and rubs his hand on my brastrap over and over. good things it's only once a year at Christmas!

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laughoutloud 0

oh man that's disgusting

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shadow_foot 0

Aw man that's disgusting. I hope the guy lives far away so you don't have to see him too often.

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k43L1 0

i wonder what your family members thought at the party too

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roaminginsomniac 0

Why didn't your dad knock the hell outa him? Why didn't YOU?

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cakemightbegone9 0

I'd have been glad but that's only cause I'm physically and mentally repulsive and will never know a woman's touch. :( :(

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perdix 29

And when he gets drunk, he'll think you are as ugly as hell. Alcohol can be a paradoxical intoxicant.

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davina_fml 0

that is ******* disgustinggg. i woulda slapped him

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