Wanker and Work: Today, I was at a job interview for a position I really needed....

By master baiter - 12/08/2013 17:11 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was at a job interview for a position I really needed. Somehow, the interviewer and I started talking about fishing. I joked, "I'm a master baiter." Needless to say, I didn't get the job. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 23:37 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML

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Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2015 19:16 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, I had my first job interview in months. The guy chuckled mockingly at my master's degree in philosophy and wound up admitting that he had no idea why I'd even been selected to be interviewed. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2024 22:00 - Australia

Today, I had a job interview that I really wanted to nail. Everything was great until the interviewer asked me why I left my last job. I meant to say, "I felt it was time for a new challenge," but instead I said, "I felt tired of pretending to care." The look on their face was priceless. Needless to say, but I don't think I'll get the job. FML

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By Jobless - 07/09/2010 23:27 - Canada

Today, I had a job interview. The moment I walked into the room, the interviewer said, "OK, I will interview you, but there is no way I'm hiring you." FML

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By lulupie - 08/08/2016 09:10

Today, I went to a job interview. I really needed the job to keep my apartment. As I was being interviewed, the manager looked past me and stared off into space. There goes the job and my apartment. FML

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By unemployable - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2021 21:30

Today I went to a much-anticipated job interview. I've been out of work for a month and I really need and wanted this job. I then realized that yesterday's hike was not a good idea when a tick crawled across my forehead in the middle of the interview. FML

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Cocky

By Jeanna - 15/03/2016 23:14 - United States - Baskett

Today, I went into a store for an interview. I've had several places wanting to talk to me and this job was a lot lower paying. I got a little cocky and when offered the job, I said I wanted some time to finish my other interviews first and see what my options were. The manager then took back his offer. FML

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Canceled

By gonnabeunemployed - 08/12/2016 21:33

Today, I got a call from the only company that asked me to come in for an interview of the many applications I submitted. I answered it even though I was at my current job. My boss heard and chewed me out. The call was to cancel the interview since the position was filled. FML

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olpally 32

Monday 12 August 2013 22:12

Haha, Giggity. I would have hired you for saying that! :D good luck in the next job interview.

FMLbutYDI 17

Monday 12 August 2013 22:13

Lol. Don't do that at job interviews.

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Axel5238 29

Wednesday 14 August 2013 8:53

During the interview not a good idea, they are trying to judge how professional you are( it also depends on where you are applying). Joking with the guys on the job sure. Though any comment that really bothers the person can be looked at as harassment by HR. I used to work at a hospital and the head of safety made a sexual joke to the woman that works the gift shop. He was removed as the head of safety and got in a lot of trouble and was eventually let go I believe. Two of the biggest rules of comedy are knowing your audience and timing.

ItUsedToBeGreat 1

Wednesday 14 August 2013 21:18

That's hilarious. I recently messed up my own job interview, but it wasn't even close to that.

xRezSynn 15

Wednesday 14 August 2013 21:19

Not at work!

termin8tor786 10

Thursday 15 August 2013 0:04

You are a Masterdumbass!

maddienoelle 13

Thursday 15 August 2013 4:44

well obviously

mr_jack_meoff 5

Thursday 15 August 2013 11:26

You started talking about fishing, it could appear you were loosening him up for some gay sex talk, not a wise choice. He thinks you are gay and doesn't want a fairy fluttering around his job.