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By notmansbestfriend - 12/08/2013 16:09 - United States - Williamsburg
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Show it anywayHow is that a good idea??
It's an idea that's so terrible it loops all the way back around to awesome!
What if the dog ate his birthday suit? *shudders*
Damnit we already had a bad pun string on a FML yesterday let's not start this again.
I've heard of "my dog ate my homework" excuse, but this is a new one. Go find another one at a store and quick!
I used 'my dog ate my homework' as an excuse one time. The teacher didn't believe me so I showed her the video. The really hard part was getting the kibble to stick to the pages!
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Show it anywayEspecially if you are ******** like OP, the door being open is a good thing. Sea food coming back out could be quite suffocating if trapped in.
Can't always trust seafood. Too many FMLs about the trouble it causes.
I bet he, too, now "seas food differently."
God damn it, you got me picturing a dog in a tux being the classiest party guest ever.
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Show it anywaySisters wedding, not his.
Plot twist: OP is marrying his sister.
Why did you keep the suit within your dogs reach?
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Show it anywayOP was using the bathroom when it happened.
So once your dog starts chewing on your clothes and shoes, you just say **** it and take him to a new home? You really shouldn't get a dog if you don't think it'll chew on your stuff. It's a damn dog. Or are you saying its ok if they chew on shoes, but not clothes? Or vice versa? I'm lost by your comment, either way it's just dumb.
If the dog tear stuff apart ( unless it's a puppy ), it has probably not been trained properly. Especially if the owner can see the dog but still not even be able to make it stop.
It's best that you don't go anyways. They're serving raw shrimp at weddings these days, so you'd be stuck on the toilet for a few more days afterwards.
I'm surprised you chose to quote that particular FML Perdix. For those of you that don't know, the FML involved a seafood manager fired for a customer complaint regarding raw shrimp served at a wedding. The customer was too stupid to realize that they needed to cook it first and the employee suffered because of it.
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I've heard of "my dog ate my homework" excuse, but this is a new one. Go find another one at a store and quick!
Why did you keep the suit within your dogs reach?