Wanker and Work: Today, I was at a job interview for a position I really needed....

By master baiter - 12/08/2013 17:11 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was at a job interview for a position I really needed. Somehow, the interviewer and I started talking about fishing. I joked, "I'm a master baiter." Needless to say, I didn't get the job. FML

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By gonnabeunemployed - 08/12/2016 21:33

Today, I got a call from the only company that asked me to come in for an interview of the many applications I submitted. I answered it even though I was at my current job. My boss heard and chewed me out. The call was to cancel the interview since the position was filled. FML

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olpally 32

Monday 12 August 2013 22:12

Haha, Giggity. I would have hired you for saying that! :D good luck in the next job interview.

FMLbutYDI 17

Monday 12 August 2013 22:13

Lol. Don't do that at job interviews.

Comments

HeartOfLead 24

Monday 12 August 2013 22:35

Shorely, ************ jokes are aboat the most inappropriate thing for any formal situation. Way to sink that interview!

hordriss 14

Monday 12 August 2013 22:36

That was a pretty foolish thing to say in that kind of situation.

Xotoolyxo 16

Monday 12 August 2013 22:38

Too far hahah, keep the conversation appropriate

pandatumble 2

Monday 12 August 2013 22:40

Companies can get sued for a lot of money for sexual harassment. You're trying to impress the interviewer, not make him think that you might make sexual jokes on a regular basis.

alonzo368 5

Monday 12 August 2013 22:45

Yeah that's really not appropriate for job interviews why would you even?

randomguy76 14

Monday 12 August 2013 23:00

Maybe you should leave that kind of information at home...

aklm15 14

Monday 12 August 2013 23:00

I'm the world's best master baiter ;)

crazytrainer 5

Monday 12 August 2013 23:01

learn from this :)

Schiffy 18

Monday 12 August 2013 23:04

So.... you and the interviewer get into a topic about fishing (apparently having nothing to do with the job), and you make a joke pertaining to the conversation, and because of THAT you don't get the job? Huh?