Toxic workplace goals!

By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 23:37 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML
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plum_lovin 28

I would have gone back and slapped him across the face and said we aren't friends and that I want the damn job.

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Mopmob02 18

Oh gosh,this goes up there with "you're too experienced."

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plum_lovin 28

I would have gone back and slapped him across the face and said we aren't friends and that I want the damn job.

235 3
benmec 18

You took the words right outta my mouth. That bitch!

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GothickNihilist 15

Don't forget to challenge him to a duel as well .

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Darkmagic666 9

Pretty sure if you smacked the interviewer once again you would be left without the job

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SoulAmeliorate 16

36 - Well I guess OP has nothing to lose then.

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PrinceDarko 13

It doesn't always pay to be a kiss ass

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Kissing ass and having a good conversation with someone are two completely different things.

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Wimoweh 10

I believe the real reward is the all-access pass to the wonderland portal that they hide in the bathroom sink.

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\ 28

Tell him you don't mix business with pleasure! Solved.

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oj101 33

Easier said than done - not everything is black and white - probably more like 50 shades of grey.

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icemand90 17

a bit kinky for work... where did you work at again?...

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Mopmob02 18

Oh gosh,this goes up there with "you're too experienced."

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euphoricness 28

Man.. It really IS hard to find a job with all these kinds of FMLs popping up

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bamagrl410 31

These days you can't win. You're not qualified, you're overqualified; we don't get along, we get along too well... Ridiculous

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Morgiepoooh9822 17

Relationships and coworkers.. You can't win. You hate each other and you lose the Job. You like each other and you still lost the job. Good luck op!

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modulusoperandy 7

"Hey! I'm sorry but I think we're better off as a friend ... " it's like OP asked the interviewer out. No? Okay.

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abu4u 26

I'm not sure what level of friendzone this is, but I really sympathise for the OP.

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cukiemunstaaaar 10

Tell him that unlike some people, you've got self control.

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