Love: Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred...

By Bo - 22/04/2009 13:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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By milkybear - 15/06/2010 07:11 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

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By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2021 20:01

Today, I was at a friend's house; she left the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I'd, "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. I'm a gay guy, and she knows. FML

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By alone_forever - 04/03/2009 21:03 - United States

Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML

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By bbns - 14/01/2009 11:57 - Germany

Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2018 15:00

Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 10:00 - Sierra Leone

Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2020 14:01

Today, while at my friend's house, she had to leave the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I had "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. Then he left. I'm a gay guy. FML

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By friend loves a gay guy... - 23/09/2013 20:49 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my best friend told me that she no longer wants to cut herself because now she's madly in love with a guy in our school. She doesn't know that he's gay. FML

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scorpioserpent 1

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:03

aww she's a bitch :(

bluephoenix1498 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:04

sorry bro hate it when you love someone and its not returned

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thathayygurl 4

Thursday 2 June 2011 1:43

yep she's a selfish s-l-u-t.

cybermolly10 7

Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:11

You're clearly better off. Find somebody who actually likes you.

iFATALITYx 2

Monday 25 July 2011 0:06

Man the **** up.

FMLucky 5

Friday 26 August 2011 4:04

Omfg, the same thing happened to me, I wanted to kill myself :(

fabulosogurlee 7

Thursday 27 October 2011 3:30

Sounds like someone can't take a hint

ImTheAlpha 30

Tuesday 21 February 2012 23:03

Punch the chick in the boob hard and kick your "friend" in the nuts as hard as you can. That's what I would do. //_^

LukeinDC 3

Saturday 17 March 2012 17:32

Which reminds me of a joke. What's the difference between a ho & a bitch? A ho will sleep with everyone. A bitch will sleep with everyone but you.

remixedmouse 0

Sunday 26 August 2012 21:56

Ditch the *****. Find someone who cares about you and doesnt refer to you as a queer

Hawaii84 16

Friday 22 March 2013 3:15

Clearly she is not into you so forget her because she seems like a huge *****. There is someone out there for you who is not a total bitch.

angellove230 6

Monday 6 May 2013 22:44

She obviously a hoe so that good for you and hes obviously not your friend

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