By Idiots - 05/09/2009 20:54 - Canada

Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML
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untalented1 0

you should've tried to pass off as an angel.

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Bboy_DiSpirit 21

YDI fr getting drunk. u know alcohol is bad fr u?

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Wanton_Rhapsody 0

Not nearly as bad for you as your cold-blooded murder of English language. Save the vowels!

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flyboy57 0

wow! there goes your next party invite.

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plexico 3

Don't blame yourself. The Keystone Cops were going to figure it out soon enough. Giggling, belching shrubbery that pees is pretty suspicious.

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alex_vik 0

So many reasons you deserve this...

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sacredpoppy 0

Does anyone else think that they shouldn't allow 12 year olds to comment on this site?

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medfly 2

not only 12 year olds are against drinking, large parts of the world prohibit it. in Pakistan, for example, only 3% of the population is allowed to buy alcohol.

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sacredpoppy 0

Oh, right. And Pakistan is definitely the example to follow.

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repyourcliche 0

^ Took the words right out my mouth. I think I'd rather they were a little more lenient about drinking, and concentrated less on trying to bomb us to shit because "Allah told us to".

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A_Wolfe 0

Fifteen people.. all hiding in the same place? I yell fail in your general direction.

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Antonio718 0

This reminds of the guy who robbed a store at night and the police found him because he had the shoes that light up every time you walk

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