Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from...

By Idiots - 05/09/2009 20:54 - Canada

Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML

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By angela - 09/04/2020 23:00

Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML

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Red flag

By paddy - 14/07/2009 12:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 16:05 - Canada - Neustadt

Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 11:35 - United States - Imperial

Today, I was at a party, and someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts and a sprained wrist, and got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when you're screaming in agony. FML

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No escape

By natty - 16/03/2009 16:02 - United States

Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML

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By makeuuuuup - 21/02/2010 01:52 - Canada

Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML

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Busted

By DuckMan - 07/10/2017 23:15

Today, I was at a party when the cops showed up. They asked whether anyone had a gun, but I heard "fun" instead and raised my hand. I got searched. FML

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By Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was drinking in the park with my friends. Being drunk, I relieved myself on a nearby tree. Unknown to me, a 4 year old was having her birthday party 100 yards away. I was arrested for public intoxication and exposing myself to a minor. FML

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By SummerGirl0009 - 23/08/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML

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Nonamerequired 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 1:22

Since when is glowing a crime?

untalented1 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 1:32

you should've tried to pass off as an angel.

Comments

Paneity 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 17:07

Liar, the liquid from one glowstick wouldn't be nearly bright enough.

sobe23 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:07

I've had glow stick liquid on me before, it can be pretty bright.

canucksrule88 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 18:40

underage drinking...

FogItNozzel 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 19:22

Have you ever heard of taking your shirt off?

kat_lovesyoukno 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:38

lol i wouldn't have let you hid with me i would of pushed you out of the bushes

sc27 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 21:38

You should of ditched your shirt

sarahhbabezz 0

Monday 7 September 2009 23:44

roflmfao.

Carribu 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 1:04

That might've been awesome if you weren't drunk and hadn't gotten arrested.

joethebiden 8

Wednesday 9 September 2009 2:15

It must be a provincial thing. In Quebec it is illegal to sell booze to a minor, yet underage drinking is extremely widespread and I've never heard of any party in a private residence interrupted by cops. Nor of anyone ever getting arrested for underage drinking.