Money: Today, I was at a pie auction. During it, I had to hold a pie...

By calebeutsler - 11/09/2011 01:18 - United States

Today, I was at a pie auction. During it, I had to hold a pie in a glass case to be sold. In the middle of the auction, I raised my hand to scratch my face, and dropped the pie and broke the glass. It was worth $1000. FML

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Today, I spent two hours painstakingly making a berry tart for my best friend. As I was taking it out of the oven, the glass dish slipped from my hands and shattered all over the kitchen floor. Now I have no tart and I owe her housemate a new dish. FML

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By kandi - 04/05/2009 07:34 - Philippines

Today, while at the bakeshop, I got bored waiting in line so I rested on the glass protecting the cupcakes. Turns out there was no glass. I had to pay $50 to cover all the mess and had to walk out of the bakeshop with icing all over my butt. FML

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By BloodyNoseMcgee - 11/10/2018 15:30

Today, I dropped some glass at my job while putting it on the shelf. A shard bounced off the floor and went up my nose. FML

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By ojskyguy - 11/10/2014 23:04 - United States - Pearl

Today, I knocked over and broke one of two very expensive wine bottles. As I was using the mop to clean it up, the handle knocked over and broke the other. FML

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Sunday 11 September 2011 8:49

What even is a pie auction?

WildInTheStreets 5

Sunday 11 September 2011 8:53

Lol, how is one pie worth $1,000?

Comments

leadman1989 15

Sunday 11 September 2011 16:30

Pie? :D Uh oh boner! D:

h0ward076 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 16:37

$1000 for the pie or the glass either was someone was ripped off...

mariah_2014 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 17:05

wow! stupid auction

alinka_fml 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 18:05

jeez, are these pies made of gold or something

catharsis5 9

Sunday 11 September 2011 18:23

Now I'm curious to see what kind of pie would be worth $1000

pfx2_fml 15

Sunday 11 September 2011 19:46

How the **** does a pie cost a thousand dollars and who would buy it

pfx2_fml 15

Sunday 11 September 2011 19:49

How the **** does a pie cost a thousand dollars and who would buy it

getsmart123 4

Sunday 11 September 2011 20:16

$1000 pie?

stevenmx86 7

Sunday 11 September 2011 21:13

Wtf is the deal with you people who said op didn't deserve it? Op, Ydi, be careful...

daydreamer244 13

Sunday 11 September 2011 22:28

so what you tried to scratch ur face and hold a pie in a glass? What made you think that was gonna work?

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