Money: Today, I was at a pie auction. During it, I had to hold a pie...

By calebeutsler - 11/09/2011 01:18 - United States

Today, I was at a pie auction. During it, I had to hold a pie in a glass case to be sold. In the middle of the auction, I raised my hand to scratch my face, and dropped the pie and broke the glass. It was worth $1000. FML

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Sunday 11 September 2011 8:49

What even is a pie auction?

WildInTheStreets 5

Sunday 11 September 2011 8:53

Lol, how is one pie worth $1,000?

Comments

datgamerchick 14

Sunday 11 September 2011 9:21

Who the hell would be willing to pay $1,000 for a pie? Like those idiots that bid thousands on a couple of splatters of paint because it's "art". People these days, man...

AunteyN 4

Sunday 11 September 2011 9:44

I'm with you on the pie being stupid, but I pity you for not understanding the concept of art or creativity.

BooGhosted 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 9:48

I can throw shit at a wall and see something in it too it's not hard but it's called raising funds for causes. Unless it's just insanely rich people and insanely good pies:D

Enslaved 36

Sunday 11 September 2011 10:02

It was probably for a good cause. I've donated hundreds to people walking for cancer. And I don't even get a damn pie!!!

datgamerchick 14

Sunday 11 September 2011 10:19

Okay, you totally misinterpreted what I meant. I appreciate art; I really do. I'm an artist myself. I was not talking about portraits, or any of the like that actually take time to make. I was talking about paint literally spat on a canvas and sold for thousands. It only takes a couple of seconds to make. I mean, come on, I'd pay thirty bucks for something like that at most. If it were any more than that, might as well make my own painting.