Cops and Transportation: Today, I was at a red light when the guy next to me gave me that...

By Our Talisman - 01/08/2010 19:41

Today, I was at a red light when the guy next to me gave me that look people give when they want a street race. I won, but I should've seen the word "Sheriff" written on the side of his car. FML

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By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

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By AmberKCole - 08/07/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML

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By PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

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By queenbitch - 20/04/2015 01:39 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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Thanks dude!

By Megan - 11/07/2023 12:00

Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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By Samaritan - 19/01/2010 13:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was given a ticket for running a red light. The reason? I was moving out of the way of an ambulance. The police officer watched it go by. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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The_good_times 0

Monday 2 August 2010 1:20

Wow, with an eyesight as good as yours you prolly shouldn't be driving anyway, so I hope he took your license.

TeeHooligan 0

Monday 2 August 2010 1:20

does your car say 'jail'?

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CBeck2954 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 6:36

How do you mistakingly race a cop car??

saxplayer9291 3

Friday 16 December 2011 5:38

i saw this on family guy when meg griffin did that

Colu 3

Sunday 4 March 2012 20:17

******* dumbass

VivatRegina 14

Friday 13 July 2012 8:15

Oh my, YDI pretty hard.

ph8eyerucker 3

Tuesday 26 March 2013 21:58

Dumbass, sorry being stupid is not fixable.

DippinGrizzly907 27

Saturday 27 April 2013 9:55

How the hell does one miss the lettering on a cop car?!? Last time I saw one Sheriff was written in pretty damn big letters...

livelobster123 14

Friday 24 May 2013 7:06

Sent from mobile version? Looks like OP wasn't arrested just for speeding...

devil123 4

Wednesday 11 December 2013 9:05

Did you not notice the lights on top? You need glasses!

ArticFlare 12

Saturday 12 April 2014 1:48

That cop was fast and furious

WinterBlue42 22

Sunday 15 June 2014 8:21

There are SO many reasons that this falls under the category of 'You deserved it', that I don't even know where to start. . So I wont. YDI.

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