Love: Today, I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend. I look him straight...

By Undefined - 01/01/2009 12:09 - France

Today, I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend. I look him straight in the eye and ask him: "What's the first thing you think about when you look at me?". His answer: "Can I finish my steak?" FML

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By Kate - 07/03/2009 18:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML

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By KaiyaOtaku1 - 14/07/2014 23:48 - United States - Seattle

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

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By OhMeGerd - 05/10/2012 14:56 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML

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By Jeff - 15/07/2014 20:37 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By perfectman - 12/06/2012 10:34 - Australia - Sydney

Today, it was my first time meeting my fiancé's parents. My future mother-in-law had cooked steak, hearing it was my favourite food. I somehow managed to bite my tongue, and then blurt out "Fuck!" just after she asked me how it was. FML

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Say it

By Her - 06/11/2009 20:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years took me out to breakfast. We were eating and he kept on staring at me like he was thinking of something really important. I thought he was going to say, "I love you". So I told him to, "say it already." Turns out he was thinking of a way to dump me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2016 14:50 - United Kingdom - Shepton Mallet

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd drive me to the jeweler's to pick out a ring. We drove there, I picked the ring, and the sales person rang it up. I glanced at my boyfriend, only for him to reply, "Well don't look at me!" FML

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By unloved - 17/04/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

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cndrow 0

Monday 9 February 2009 23:06

If you feel the need to bait your man with odd, open-ended questions, you need to evaluate yourself- not him. I know where I'm coming from, as I used to do the exact same thing, putting out bait for one specific answer that would make me happy and of course, rarely receiving it. It was because I had issues myself, mostly self-esteem issues and self-loathing issues. You need to look at yourself and why you feel the need to do this. Men are simple, and are happy to remain simple, and you should let him eat his damn steak and enjoy time with his girl instead of putting him through a psychological evaluation.

wafflemonger 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 4:26

Why would you ask such a question? If it's just the first thing that came into your head, maybe you should have thought about it harder. If you were doing it to test his love for you, you need to think hard about why you feel the need to do that. BTW, I'm a girl, so I hope you won't be offended when I say that there is pretty much no reason to ever ask that kind of thing.

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Da_Gov 0

Monday 13 July 2009 0:22

YDI, don't ask weirdass questions when guys are eating...espicially if we eating steak!

DixeeNormus13 0

Friday 17 July 2009 22:18

haha, steak is the best!!!!!!and weird questions are just retarded!

DixeeNormus13 0

Friday 17 July 2009 22:20

damn, if only all girls thought like that!

Gs_brother 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 0:45

that's a weird question, are you so self-centered that you ask questions about yourself to others. When girls do this crap it is obnoxious and pointless. If you asked it carelessly it would have been funny, but if you wrote an FML about it you must have been as serious as if the question was "will you marry me". and see 15 if you agree with me.

elliekinslurvsya 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 3:58

we can't help wanting to know the answers to questions like this. i think about that kind of stuff all the time, but i would never dare ask anyone that, i'm way too scared...

marshmellow 0

Friday 4 September 2009 19:45

he must have been hungry ....you should feed him more ften i bet you lock him in a coubard under the stairs and give him tic tacks for food

bored690 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 14:06

Maybe ask that when you're not in public. Or at all.

popoman 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 17:30

Bitch, don't interrupt a man. Get back into the kitchen and make me a sammich!!!

anonymous_friend 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 18:32

you do realise that he probably wanted to finish his stake cuz u asked him WITHOUT WARNING! When you spring a question on someone dont expect a wonderful answer quickly answered. To put it better imagine it put to this ratio: A good book takes damn near a year to be written (Twilight being the exception), not afew weeks.