Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly... - FML

By Mason_Jayson - 22/03/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML

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Mason_Jayson 0

Monday 23 March 2009 18:37

This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.

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freaky922 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 23:32

Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.

xjbearx 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 23:33

while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.

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peterblack67 9

Monday 22 February 2021 16:54

Why would you ever think its ok to touch someone you don't know?

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