By Mason_Jayson - 22/03/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML
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Mason_Jayson 0

This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.

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freaky922 0

Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.

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xjbearx 0

while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.

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simonelli 9

That is probably the most disgusting thing I've ever read...and this is why your OCD should not be a public display

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megmich 4

Ha I can't stop laughing.! But y did it bleed?

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runnawaygirl 4

That's really gross. Why would you do that to someone, in public?

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FuhrerBurg 11

Ever hear of personal space. No. that is what I thought.

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GeekinthaPink 0

Bahahahahahahahahah!!!! Dang how embarrassing XD hahah!!

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LaughingHobbit 4

Personal spaceee

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faint0fhearts 16

Why would you touch another human being you don't know. Personally I probably would have hit you.

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