Miscellaneous: Today, I was at an estate sale of my neighbor who recently passed....

By GarageSallin - 07/02/2013 15:24

Today, I was at an estate sale of my neighbor who recently passed. I recognized many items for sale that I had ordered or won on eBay from the past 8 years. Turns out the little old lady had been stealing my mail for close to a decade. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I found out one of the neighborhood kids has been stealing from my mailbox. Several packages marked "delivered" had gone missing over the last few months, so I set up a trail cam in the yard. I notified the USPS and the police; they confronted him at his house. He's been reselling everything I ordered on eBay. FML

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Gone forever

By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 06:00

Today, my nice, elderly neighbour died suddenly and I was helping his family sort through his things. I realised a lot of his stuff was familiar. In fact it was a lot of stuff I’d lost over the years, including the year I moved in. The bastard had been stealing things from my house for 9 years. FML

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By GLX - 14/06/2017 17:00 - United States - Sand Springs

Today, a "friend" tried to sell me a digital camera that I recognized that was stolen from my home a week earlier, along with a few other things. FML

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Christmas gifts

By not a thief - 24/12/2021 01:59

Today, while I was home sick from work, my neighbor got packages delivered. Our apartments have had a lot of thefts lately so, being neighborly, I brought her stuff inside to wait. When she came home, I gave them right to her. Instead of thanking me, she told the office that I was the thief all along. FML

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By bookworm - 08/06/2019 14:00

Today, I had a garage sale and sold some books I don't read anymore. A woman came up and yelled at me, saying I'd stolen one of the books from her house. I later found out that it was a distraction so that her boyfriend could steal my TV. FML

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By Dumbass - 20/06/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML

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By Isoneedtomove - 09/11/2018 16:00 - United States

Today, I received an email from a shipping company telling me they had dropped off a package of expensive electronics at the front door. Too bad someone stole it before I made it to the door. FML

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Renegade neighbor

By Fuck you, Yolanda! - 19/10/2021 22:00

Today, I have an egregious delinquent neighbor. She is always using internet and electrical services illegally, but is always getting packages from Amazon. Her packages are always left at my place, as she is so afraid of tax collectors, she won't open the door. She gave my billing address without my consent. FML

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By you'vegotmail(not) - 18/04/2014 23:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I realized that I get more mail addressed to the old tenant of my apartment than to me. He hasn't lived here in years. FML

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Vinted-ed

By whywouldudothat - 19/04/2020 02:00

Today, my mom sold my watch collection on Vinted. I've spent over 15 years on the collection and I don't even live with my mom. I'm still wondering how she got in. FML

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Thursday 7 February 2013 18:58

You'd think after the first few items went missing you'd try to find out where they went..

HowAreYouToday 34

Thursday 7 February 2013 18:58

Old people are secretly evil. They're all plotting against us *normals.* VIVA LA REVOLUCION!

Comments

buckdharma 37

Thursday 7 February 2013 22:27

Go to the cemetary and steal the old biddy's flowers.

Shorty777 4

Thursday 7 February 2013 22:45

She liked your taste.

fmleverday91 4

Thursday 7 February 2013 22:58

Ha funniest think I heard all day!

xtcolin 7

Thursday 7 February 2013 23:26

Get your revenge and steal her tombstone.

Faye2210 9

Friday 8 February 2013 0:48

Why did you keep ordering things if they didn't show up.

thatonename 7

Friday 8 February 2013 0:57

Yes, let's roll out thousands of dollars worth of police man hours and other esources to get back my $3 scrunchie. I'm not saying you're wrong, but there are understandable reasons not get as worked up as you have. And besides, they're from Canada. They don't care about anything up there. I don't mean that in a bad way, they are just, for the most part, very laid-back and carefree people.

Usa-chan 8

Friday 8 February 2013 1:15

F$&k old people!

slapsface 10

Friday 8 February 2013 1:30

Well it's to late to ask steal it back

chuckcloninger 12

Friday 8 February 2013 2:49

And you NEVER noticed and NEVER asked the Post Office and NEVER contacted the shipper and ALWAYS just quietly paid for items you never got for OVER a decade? Wow! All I can say is please send me your checkbook and credit cards. You obviously have WAY too much money and I'm willing to help with that problem.