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By litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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By meeeeeee - 26/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 12:37 - Canada

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML

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SHAME!

By Poowee - 18/09/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML

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How dare you

By pissed off - 01/07/2012 01:00

Today, my husband staggered home after a night of drinking. He was too intoxicated to find the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box. Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him. His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2013 16:04 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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Weren't there two girls?

By Megan - 19/03/2018 01:30

Today, I was at my boyfriend's in a back room that wasn’t connected to the main house. I really had to pee, but neither of us wanted to go into the house, so he told me to just go outside in a cup. I ended up having diarrhea in a cup in my boyfriend's backyard. FML

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Equinox987 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 9:34

Oh my gawd, what is wrong with you!

The_Batman 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 9:52

batman does not approve of peeing in litter boxes.

Comments

psychodude8 4

Monday 8 November 2010 4:42

wtf plumbing or no that's weird as hell YDI

allykrystal1234 1

Friday 26 November 2010 9:37

haha ydi for being a ****** retard

mateta 5

Sunday 28 November 2010 22:15

maybe you should've gone to a neighbor's and asked to use their bathroom?

xXOFAXx 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 19:06

Hey it coulde been worse the plumber could have walked in

redbellylizard 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 4:31

u should hav cam over to my place

sin211 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 1:34

YDI U DISGUSTING BITCH WHO DOES THAT?!

yu_failed 0

Monday 4 April 2011 8:32

haha i love thees person just for doing that .

88sforlife 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 5:07

the cat got defensive because the litter box is it's territory .

aswan15 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 6:30

haha!! props on that but sorry for your prolly teasing the rest of your relationship with your bf

WTFmoments75 5

Sunday 3 July 2011 21:40

there's a WTF moment!

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