Miscellaneous: Today, I was at my in-laws' house, and as I was walking to the...

By she knows - 08/10/2013 16:30 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I was at my in-laws' house, and as I was walking to the living room I had my hands on the back of my hips supporting my back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 months pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2020 02:02

Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML

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Comedic timing

By Anonymous - 15/11/2021 16:00 - United States - Knoxville

Today, while at a family baby shower, my grandfather thought it would be funny to inform me, in front of everyone, that I had gotten fat. I'm 7 months pregnant and the baby shower was for me. FML

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Thanks mom, you're the best

By prego - 30/04/2009 02:03 - United States

Today, I called my mom into my room to ask her to bring me something. She referred to me as a "lazy fat slug." I'm 38 weeks pregnant and was put on emergency bedrest by my doctor. FML

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Meddling

By monsterinlaw - 23/08/2011 14:51 - United States

Today, my obnoxious mother-in-law berated me in front of my husband's family for still working while pregnant. She says I'm harming the baby by not quitting. I'm only four months pregnant and I work as a nurse at a hospital. FML

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By KateD - 06/03/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML

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By wtf - 01/05/2015 22:57 - United States - Elkhart

Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML

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By notpreggo - 01/05/2017 12:00

Today, I was taking my 3-month-old nephew for a walk in his stroller, when a lady stopped me to coo over him. Then she patted my stomach and said, "Don't worry, you'll lose the baby weight soon". I've never had a baby. FML

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By Not-pregnant - 20/04/2014 17:21 - United States - Melbourne

Today, my dad made me stick my gut out and walk around awkwardly, just so I'd look pregnant and let him get away with parking in an "expectant mothers" parking spot. FML

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Bingo wings

By fatpreggo - 07/08/2009 20:14 - United States

Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML

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By justfat - 12/03/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said "You shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

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MissWhitneyB 17

Tuesday 8 October 2013 22:43

She just wanted to be an asshole.

JOcoco 14

Tuesday 8 October 2013 22:48

OP's username says she knows

Comments

Thunderlaxus 10

Wednesday 9 October 2013 0:20

That woman is LAME

Smiles074 5

Wednesday 9 October 2013 0:30

tell her maybe your husband didn't say anything?

Stayin_Classy777 8

Wednesday 9 October 2013 0:34

Tell her to stop talking because that will make her look demented

ninja_dae 11

Wednesday 9 October 2013 1:07

let's hope you don't have to hide the baby from her when she comes over.

tman1985 9

Wednesday 9 October 2013 2:37

or anything related to it

ahd94 21

Wednesday 9 October 2013 1:07

Maybe she was just screwing with you.

JaegerMayCry 13

Wednesday 9 October 2013 3:14

then what an fked up way of doing it

Cordy07 8

Wednesday 9 October 2013 1:41

Your mother-in-law sounds like a bitch op! That sucks. Glad my future mother-in-law isn't like that. FYL!

happyfingers 15

Wednesday 9 October 2013 1:43

What, did she just think you were getting fat? Or is she the kind of person that thinks "just because you are pregnant doesn't mean you have to look it" or something?