By katt_is_here - 02/10/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML
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katt_is_here 24

Clarification time I guess. The wig was still in the bag as it was at the store. The pimp cane was another item sold at the store. I chose brevity in the FML for impact. No pun intended. I should add that I was dressed as zombie Amy Winehouse at the time so I had a horrible beehive wig on. It was a very interesting evening.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

"sir stop hitting that justin bieber wig with that pimp cane" "this bitch owes me money, shut up"

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mlialover 0

This belongs on mlia.

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UnicornPoop97 0

who would wanna injure his hair? its amazing

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ohrlly7457 7

OMG that is such a thing that would make you say you hate your life

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katt_is_here 24

I just thought it was funny and wanted to share. My life kicks ass, actually. :3

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Wimoweh 10

Pimps can't control themselves, it's a known fact.

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HWICUNow 10

Now let's measure our swan candlesticks. Another uniquely implausible statement.

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