By katt_is_here - 02/10/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML
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katt_is_here 24

Clarification time I guess. The wig was still in the bag as it was at the store. The pimp cane was another item sold at the store. I chose brevity in the FML for impact. No pun intended. I should add that I was dressed as zombie Amy Winehouse at the time so I had a horrible beehive wig on. It was a very interesting evening.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

"sir stop hitting that justin bieber wig with that pimp cane" "this bitch owes me money, shut up"

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katt_is_here 24

No, I do not. I am, however, intrigued by the question. Why do you ask?

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leadsails320 0

I wouldn't have told them to stop.

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Hyperon 3

Holy crap, I could read this for hours and not get bored. XD

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angela3222 0

shouldn't this be on MLIA?

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cemetary_nights 5

I think that was us .. do you work at Northfield? lol

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lmfao_shame 9

umm actually the crazy obssessed fan girl is a 44yr old emo boy

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TheTeenager 0

This is so not a **** my life but rather a DamnLoL!!

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imjessicababy 0

WTF. You got to say the greatest sentence ever! Why would this be an FML moment?!

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