By AnnieThrax - 18/09/2012 04:35 - United States - Holdingford

Today, I received the heels I'll be wearing at my best friend's wedding. The bride ordered them for us to match the dresses. They're six-inch platform heels. I have three broken toes and am still wearing a boot. The wedding is next weekend. FML
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FMLKitten 15

Hopefully, she's not a total Bridezilla and won't get mad at you for "stealing her attention".

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trqskq 14

Don't worry, the other women wearing the heels will feel like they have three broken toes once the night is over.

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KrazieKleo 13

Shit, there's not a whole lot you can do except just go to the wedding. Your boot should be fine with her hopefully O_o

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CookieKidrauhl 0

Since she and OP are best friends, she'll probably understand :)

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azndecoy 2

Or maybe yøú can bet that the fiancée wises up before the wedding and win some money while you're at it.

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FMLKitten 15

Hopefully, she's not a total Bridezilla and won't get mad at you for "stealing her attention".

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EvilPotato 14

Wow! Excellent reference that FML must be like 6 months old. Maybe even older! Props to you good sir!

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evilplatypus 38

Time must be very odd in your universe, Potato, if one month = six months

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KaelaKhaotic 5

I hope she'll understand about your broken toes.

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samsaf1989 5

I hope she already knows about her broken toes being her "best friend" and all ...

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jumble 12

But then again it says "best friend's wedding" then "the bride ordered" so she could be best friends with the groom. Still, OP should have let them know that she had broken toes to see what to do about the situation.

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samsaf1989 5

Hmm good point 73 that could actually be the case,

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KrazieKleo 13

She has broken toes -.- she won't heal up in a week!

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ohSNAPyall 26

What a world of literalists with no imagination.

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maronofhearts 19

It's because he said heal not heel so the connection wasn't made. Using the wrong word makes the joke right

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trqskq 14

Don't worry, the other women wearing the heels will feel like they have three broken toes once the night is over.

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outoftown 26

And ankles. Luckily, OP has a doctor she can recommend.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

I really hope she's sympathetic toward your situation... I don't think I'd ever want to wear heels, even with my feet being perfectly undamaged.

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perdix 29

Wear the platform heel on your good foot and walk around in circles the whole day. The wedding guests will think you are doing a one-woman Hokey Pokey marathon.

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SerendipityRose 26

I just woke up my Husband from laughing at the mental imagery your comment conjured. He's scowling, so I'm blaming you for the grumpy-pants he's gonna be wearing most of the day.

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gracehi 31

^ Seems legit. BTW, how the hell did you get TWO FMLs posted? I swear I've never seen someone with more than one, and I can't even get that many posted.

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perdix 29

#37, sorry about that. I checked and now that I estimate Mr. Grumpy-Pants is about 2000 miles away, I'll man up and take the hit. It's hard for me to feel true remorse for causing uncontrollable laughter, though.

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alexNEX 7

Get ready for a broken neck while your at it on those suicide shoes.

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howdeedoo 22

Except for the fact that she probably won't even be wearing those shoes.

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Elegance 7

Tell her the boot is in style this season. If she's gullible enough, you and the other bridesmaids will be hobbling around for the entire duration of the event.

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