By imaginationdarling - 13/05/2014 23:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was at my retail job and we had to change the mannequin's outfit. I had to hold her while my manager grabbed the new outfit. I rested my head on her naked plastic chest, and it was the closest I've got to affection in years. FML
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qwtf 14

Match.com? E-harmony? If is been that long, maybe start looking online? There's someone out there for you :)

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username53001 7

That must have been the breast feeling ever.

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gracehi 31

**** dating sites. Matter of fact, **** human beings. Get a puppy! You'll be drowning in affection before you know it!

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tashahoneyy 13

that would be hard from the start....

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J3R3MYY 14

She just didn't spell out the abbreviation guys it's ok. She meant to say lots of love OP, lots of love!

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iLike2Teabag 27

False. You can touch Lindsay Lohan's boobs, but they are definitely not real.

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foxwasalamb 24

so whats her name? you taking her out again? cmon spill the dirt

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cakefete2 30

Her name is serial number 468227. Her and the OP have been on two more dates since this post, and the relationship is blossoming.

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howlingwolf89 16

You should go out more often OP

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avapaige1234 19

Aww. I feel your pain, OP. Online dating sites should work for you though.

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