By imaginationdarling - 13/05/2014 23:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was at my retail job and we had to change the mannequin's outfit. I had to hold her while my manager grabbed the new outfit. I rested my head on her naked plastic chest, and it was the closest I've got to affection in years. FML
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qwtf 14

Match.com? E-harmony? If is been that long, maybe start looking online? There's someone out there for you :)

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username53001 7

That must have been the breast feeling ever.

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maharb01 17

"you do the motorboat? you motorboatin' SOB you old sailor, you!"

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drshn 22

Some people here seem to think you atea guy, may be you are. Guys also need affection and love anyway I hear you OP.

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drshn 22

what are you saying? ?

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rdenkewicz 11

I really thought this was going to end up with OP accidentally undressing someone instead of the mannequin.

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iamthunder 4

If I see on the news a mannequin has mysteriously dissapeared from a store, I will print screen this post and send it to your manager.

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Chibi_Kitten 24

I'm a side note, this is common in California, so that you don't have to pay toll..just dress up some mannequins and you are all good

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martin8337 35

That's taking an imaginary lover to a whole nuther level.

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MrCantgetright 4

drill a hole in the butt, insert fleshlight, get as close to the real thing as you can

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Chibi_Kitten 24

Look on the bright side..it isn't PDA with a mannequin, plus she'll never complain.

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middlenamefrank 8

Hey, at least you're a woman, you can grope the female mannequins. It looks really bad if one of us men tries it.

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Julz95 0

that's one of the saddest things i've heard, sorry about your troubles

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shudson186 17

Get a dog OP! They love you no matter what.

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