Miscellaneous: Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family....

By gbhlaughingstock - 18/08/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

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By Weedle - 04/06/2019 20:00

Today, I was at my brother's graduation. His mom was taking pictures of him in his cap and gown, but she got a picture of me sucking off a Coke bottle for a laugh, and she posted it on Facebook. FML

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By Simon - 30/12/2008 11:14 - France

Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

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It's just a prank, bro!

By HOPE YOU GET PEGGED - 21/10/2012 23:00 - Canada - Hinton

Today, my mom hosted a high-school reunion. I had to prepare dessert, while my brother cooked dinner. Being the absolute dickhead that he is, he switched the sugar with salt. All the desserts I made tasted like shit, everyone left, and I got grounded for my supposed prank. FML

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Life and soul of the party

By Anonymous - 01/01/2016 10:08 - United States - San Antonio

Today, during a party, my drunk mother stumbled over to take a picture of me and my brother. She told me to put a party blower in my mouth for the picture, but I politely declined. She threatened to spank me in front of everyone if I didn't do it. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2013 18:49 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my husband tried to annoy me by slurping on his almost-finished drink. I yelled at him to knock it off. Later, our daughter told her class that mommy and daddy had been fighting about his drinking during breakfast. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 02:00

Today, I saw my little brother drink from the milk carton, gag, and spit the milk back in. FML

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Backfire

By Anonymous - 14/07/2012 20:10 - Nigeria - Lagos

Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML

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By Nick - 13/08/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML

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By GracieGirl - 04/10/2019 06:00

Today, while waiting for my name to be called at the doctor's office, a little boy threw a Dixie cup full of water at me, making it look like I wet my pants. His mom just laughed and dragged him off. FML

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Double entendre

By mel - 11/05/2012 21:23 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, while in the break room at work, I laughed at a co-worker's joke and started choking on my drink. My boss exclaimed in front of everyone, "We need to teach this girl how to swallow!" to everyone's childish amusement. Now they won't stop calling me Spit. FML

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sawdy 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 2:01

your dad is a BBEAST!!!!!!!!!

shaniqualee 2

Wednesday 19 August 2009 2:00

Suck the foam off

Comments

rawrchimichangas 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 4:01

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! that's good. i bet people will be metioning this at your grad. (: or your brother's.... who's ever comes first.

TheLetterZero 7

Wednesday 19 August 2009 4:04

I've never seen so many posts by the OP... Amazing... Oh, and a school spaghetti dinner? I wish I had one of those.

XxCoolPersonxX 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 4:19

hahhaha your dad is freaking AWESOME! thank you for tge laugh

lucich 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 4:26

haaa, this is great ! my parents would totally be the ones who MEANT to say it, just like that. wooo, go dad, ha, (:

tbbays04 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 4:28

Haha. DO you have any nicknames relating to that? Haha ccus that would be he funniest thing ever.

Higgy531 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 4:35

OP is awesome for responding to people's comments.

gbhlaughingstock 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 4:46

Haha and you all are awesome for the hilarious comments. ;D

TheCashMan88 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 4:37

if I were you, I would have joined in. "yeah, mom, just like that! Suck it dry!"

Byron_1991 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 4:52

thats kinda weird....

justanotherfml 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 4:38

HAHA I moderated this :)

TheCashMan88 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 4:43

HAHA nobody gives a shit.

gbhlaughingstock 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 4:55

HAHA I do. It's like people who tell the president that they voted for him. >:D

TheCashMan88 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 11:31

Of course you do. it's your FML. Nobody else gives a shit on whether or not they moderated it.

Maddoctor 10

Thursday 20 August 2009 3:30

So...if no one cares then why do people bother to respond with "no one cares if you moderated this"? That kind of sounds like caring to me. Just saying. OP, you are very awesome for responding to people. It still gives me hope that most of the FMLS on this site are real.