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What parents you have.
Haha, I actually misspelled my mom's name for anonymity reasons, but yeah she loves Diet Coke lol. It's why I remember feeling very grateful when she told me that she gave up soda, deep fried food, AND headache painkillers when she was pregnant with me (and again with my brother). She wanted us to be the healthiest babies possible. x) ...and then comes that crazy kid in the South Park movie, whose mom stabbed him with a clotheshangar while he was still a fetus. Yes, haha I feel very loved. xD
HAHAHA. South park is rad! and so are you if you have those awesome parents. Your lucky. My mum and dad never have fun like this =P Oh well! good FML, made me lol (and sneeze, I really don't know why.)
wow that sucks
win... all i can say
EPIC WIN!!!! Listen to your dad and do it.
Not gonna give you the FML but this was awesome! HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA! Grow a sense of humor and laugh with the rest of us. Your bro is a hero, your mom and dad seem to know how to make an embarrassing situation funny. It's ok to laugh.
Haha I know, lol I've laughed like two dozen times already at it. xD Now I just hope my FML makes it into one of the top categories. :D
It is their anniversary... ew. *shudders* D:
ROTFL!! Aw man, I snorted pulpy OJ out the nose on that one...it burns. Love the OP for hanging out and commenting.
xD Haha yeah I remember hating it when OPs would ignore obvious questions, like how the gay adopted brother one didn't comment back about anything the hilarious and creepy comments said, lol
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your dad is a BBEAST!!!!!!!!!
Suck the foam off